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Men in Thongs: Yea or Nay?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:00:00 -0800

An eagle-eyed reader recently alerted Joel McHale from The Soup to soap star Cameron Mathison's thong-slip in an episode of All My Children. The bane of my existence, thongs are a wear-only-if-you-need-to appurtenance. If you're wearing bulky jeans, as this dude is, why on earth . . . oh, I'll stop and just ask you. Men in thongs: yea or nay?

Love It or Leave It: Long-Stem Lovin' Low-Rise Thong Bouquet

DearSugar — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:30:00 -0800

Everyone gets long-stem roses for Valentine's Day; so be different and daring and send a Long-Stem Lovin' Low-Rise Thong Bouquet instead! Flowers wither and die, but these lace thong undies can be worn forever. Not only is this present sexy and romantic, but it's practical, too!

Would you love to receive a bouquet of roses you can wear, or is this gift too cheap for words?

Matchy-Matchy Much?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Thong, th-thong, thong, WRONG!

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Dressed to Ill: The Hood Thong

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:00:18 -0800

When showing off your whale tail just isn't enough, why not go pantless altogether with the Hood Thong? Don't worry: If you get cold, you just put on the hood! Perfect for chilly morning workouts. Sadly, the Hood Thong hasn't yet gone into full production, but apparently the designers are taking custom orders.

Product of the Day: Anti-Flatulence Dog Thong

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:02:00 -0800

I think my life would have been complete without ever encountering the words "thong" and "gassy discharges" together--but fate has another plan for me. The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a "means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design."

The pad comprises a washable and reusable activated charcoal cloth, elastic straps, suspender clips and a "starter hole" for your pooch's tail. It also comes in small, medium and large.

A word of warning, though. When flatulence rears its stinky head, you can't point to your thong-wearing dog and blame him anymore. You win some, you lose some.

Dressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

The male thong has reached new lows! Whoever said "less is more" never encountered Rudolph the red-thonged beach bum - and his very compromising pose...

Thanks, College Humor!

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Barney Got Back

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

He likes ladies' thongs and he cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
When this dude runs around in an itty-bitty thong,
And his round arse in your face,
You get . . . scarred!

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Undressed to Ill

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:40:00 -0700

I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.

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Soaking Up the Sofa

GiggleSugar — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:00:00 -0700

A proper lady always crosses her legs at the ankles, even when topless tanning.

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A Missed Mother's Day Opportunity!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 May 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Hey, Grandma didn't complain when she got hers.

Thanks, College Humor!