An eagle-eyed reader recently alerted Joel McHale from The Soup to soap star Cameron Mathison's thong-slip in an episode of All My Children. The bane of my existence, thongs are a wear-only-if-you-need-to appurtenance. If you're wearing bulky jeans, as this dude is, why on earth .
Everyone gets long-stem roses for Valentine's Day; so be different and daring and send a Long-Stem Lovin' Low-Rise Thong Bouquet instead! Flowers wither and die, but these lace thong undies can be worn forever. Not only is this present sexy and romantic, but it's practical, too!
Thong, th-thong, thong, WRONG!
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When showing off your whale tail just isn't enough, why not go pantless altogether with the Hood Thong? Don't worry: If you get cold, you just put on the hood! Perfect for chilly morning workouts.
I think my life would have been complete without ever encountering the words "thong" and "gassy discharges" together--but fate has another plan for me. The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a "means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design."
The pad comprises a washable and reusable activated charcoal cloth, elastic straps, suspender clips and a "starter hole" for your pooch's tail.
The male thong has reached new lows! Whoever said "less is more" never encountered Rudolph the red-thonged beach bum — and his very compromising pose...
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He likes ladies' thongs and he cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny,
When this dude runs around in an itty-bitty thong,
And his round arse in your face,
You get . .
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
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A proper lady always crosses her legs at the ankles, even when topless tanning.
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Hey, Grandma didn't complain when she got hers.
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