Crack is wack, but do it naked and add an angry alligator, and you pretty much have this guy's crappy day yesterday.
Responding to calls from his neighbors, police in Florida arrived at 4 a.m. to the murky scene of a naked man struggling in a lake in the jaws of an 11-foot alligator.
One of the many reasons I avoid the mall at all costs.
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Before Pee Wee exposed his wee wee in an adult theatre, his goofball antics apparently made him an authority figure for children. In this PSA from who knows when (late 80's?), the man who talked to stuffed chairs and other inanimate objects tells children crack isn't good for you. (Thanks, Bella!)
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From what I can tell, this cartoon chronicles the life and times of a bipolar, butt-biting bumble bee with a penchant for disco dancing. Only in Japan, right? So let's assess: our kids have Mr. Rogers, while their kids have this psychedelic nonsense.
Sure, these inventions aren't worth any honorable mention but they were still featured on The Tonight Show. Why? Because of their worthwhile worthlessness, that's why.
Who wants to go to a predictable concert where the singer is at her best, sings on key, and sends out love to the audience? Not the folks who go to Amy Winehouse concerts. They're cruisin' for a bruisin', and this otherwise frail looking (and oh, so dainty) chanteuse was happy to oblige.
What better way to scare off the neighbors than with these awesome lawn ornaments that announce: "Wack-job lives in this here house." Or perhaps, like moths to the tackiest lawn ornaments ever, people will make pilgrimages to visit you. What's tackier?
There are some people who are so freakin' wacked out that you wonder if they were ever normal. When Gary Busey rushed Jennifer Garner at the Oscars and told her he'd been waiting for ages to talk to her, she freaked out, but I was reminded of all of the video evidence of his nuttiness. Some speculate he's sautéeing his already fried brain with more drugs and alcohol, but I like to think he's just a poet for our times.
Some parents have trouble getting their kids to eat and this is probably why. If I were an impressionable young child and overheard my food sing about having a kegger and trashing the inside of me, I wouldn't touch my carrots either. Children's TV is so wacked out these days.