Joel McHale from The Soup didn't even need to make jokes about this recent Tyra Banks taking a bath story. It pretty much makes the commentary on its own. Step away from the crazy, Tyra.
This episode of The Tyra Banks Show has a curious coupling: Hilary Duff + weird, creepy animal hybrids. Is there a theme here? Nah.
Instead of handing out Vaseline, Tyra Banks should start arming her studio audience with clothespins to block out the nasty odor of stinky guests. Why you would go on national television and scare people like this, I just don't understand. Get deodorant, perfume, Febreeze, or those little trees that hang from vehicle rear-view mirrors, lady!
Can everyone leave Jennifer Love Hewitt alone? Hells no. They throw her on magazine covers and discuss her on morning news programs, as if her body weight is the most important thing on our national agenda.
Ever wonder how all those TV talk shows fill their audiences- day after day after day? Well, Mad TV reveals a little known industry secret: Oprah, Ellen, Phil and Tyra play a mad game of audience hot potato. And who wins?
It didn't happen very long ago, but Tyra's "big" beauty giveaway already warrants a flashback. She gave every member in her audience — wait for it, wait for it — a crystal bedazzled jar of Vaseline. You're jealous, I'm sure.
Last Friday, Tyra Banks hosted a show on jealousy and friendships. On air, one woman confronted her friend for copying her hairstyle and her wardrobe and also accused the friend of resenting her success. The accused friend admitted that being a cash-strapped single mom made her envious of her friend.
"The moral of 'America's Next Top Model' is: Everything that you can do, Tyra can do better." --Salon writer Heather Havrilesky about Tyra Banks' antics on America's Next Top Model. I'm still jonesing for it!
"From Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks . . ."