This is how I like John McCain — kind of a jerk and completely blunt. Last night on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno asked McCain who he thought the leaders of the Republican party were, and he named Florida governor Charlie Crist, Louisiana governor (and 30 Rock's Kenneth the Page sound-alike) Bobby Jindal, and Mitt Romney (twice). And then to prove he didn't accidentally forget some lady governor who messed up his election, he said "and I've left out somebody's name and I'm going to hear about it."
Why do some people seem unfazed that a photobooth is talking to them? And telling them to tuck in their boobs, to move to the other side, and to give it a hug? Well, some people have the proper WTF?!
It's amazing to me that people are still falling for this! I guess these folks don't watch television, or The Tonight Show, anyway!
Who can forget when two (twin!) baby orangutans visited the The Tonight Show to meet Johnny Carson — and not laugh at his unfunny antics. The little guy in Johnny's hands (who looked like he put his finger in a light socket before the show) was seriously unimpressed. They told him that Carson was kind of a big deal, but after Johnny looked him in the eye and laughed in his face, he was determined not to crack a smile for the rest of the show.
The popularity of that piece of sh*t chipmunk album during the '80s baffled me, but this dude's crowd appeal is even more disturbing. Tiny Tim hit the scene in the late '60s and somehow kept up his act well into the '90s. He released a number of albums throughout his career and was best known for covering botching good songs with his wonky vocal stylings and obscene behavior.
One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up for resale. In most cases, people actually pay to print this garbage, and in other cases, it's just too good of a headline for the paper to pass up.
Cameron revealed a hidden talent while appearing on Leno a few months back. I can't say I'm surprised that Cam's got this skill up her sleeve. She seems to be the fun-loving, "let loose" type.
Lindsay Lohan's newest movie I Know Who Killed Me hits theaters today but due to her recent DUI "snafu," she was unable to make her scheduled Leno appearance earlier this week to promote the film. Lucky for her, Rob Schneider came to the rescue. He not only volunteered to talk about the movie for her, but as her.
The Simpsons Movie finally hits theaters tomorrow-- woohoo! To promote its release, Homer Simpson took a stab at stand-up on Leno. And when I say stab, I'm referring to how painfully un-funny he proved to be.