The superhero group The Superficial Friends is made up of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins. In this episode, they find themselves lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles (the awful writer from Ain't It Cool News). First, he threatens to write a bad review of Lindsay's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves.
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show.
This week, The Superficial Friends are miffed that the cast of Entourage has stolen the spotlight from them. How can the world stay abreast of their weight fluctuations and party girl antics if the paparazzi only follows those pretty boy hipsters around all day? The girls are prepared to put their powers into play, but will they succeed in their attention seeking?
In this week's episode of The Superficial Friends, we learn that Paris derives all her super powers from being in the top ten of Maxim's "Hot 100." But Paris didn't make the top ten this year, Jessica "Not That Hot" Alba did. Gasp!
In this episode of The Superficial Friends, the girls are captured and shrunk by Tom Cruise and his "hobbit patrol" of Toby Maguire, Mark Wahlberg, and Colin Ferrell. (That's more of a "hottie patrol" if you ask me.) So who will save them? Will it be Space Monkey Seacrest?
The Superficial Friends are called to action when their pal Paris is sent to do time in Governor Schwarzenegger's cube of lube jail. Will their super snorting powers do the trick, or will Paris have to put her strong kegel muscles to work and save herself from the grip of The Governator's boob-grabbing robotic arms? This is one cartoon you don't want to miss!
The superhero group The Superficial Friends comprising Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins, find themselves in this episode lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles, who first threatens to write a bad review of LiLo's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, LiLo's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget.
It's the Adventures of the Superficial Friends, starring animated versions of Paris, Nicole, Lindsay and the Olsens, "the most self-important celebrities" who are dedicated "to selfishness and social ignorance." Here, they attend an Endangered Species Fashion Show and have to duke it out with People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals spokesperson Pamela Anderson. Surreal fun for everyone!
Conventional Wisdom is a different kind of advice column. Your questions will be answered by people from all walks of life rather than by advice experts. Today, a librarian will offer some common sense advice.