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Saturday Morning Cartoon: The Superficial Friends

GiggleSugar — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show. Dude is on a mission to spread the crabbers like crazy so everyone who's anyone can only sleep with him. He's already infected Lohan - that one time, at a truck stop - but can The Superficial Friends crack his shell and save their fellow skanks from venereal damnation?

It's A Bird, It's a Plane...It's The Superficial Friends!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:45:00 -0700

The superhero group The Superficial Friends comprising Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins, find themselves in this episode lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles, who first threatens to write a bad review of LiLo's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, LiLo's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget. Where has this crazy cartoon been my whole life?

Twin Peeps

GiggleSugar — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Singer extraordinaire Fiona Apple and mini-mogul Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Weird Science

GiggleSugar — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:00:00 -0800

Socialite/philanthropist Brooke Astor divided by society lady Lynn Wyatt= Mini-mogul Mary-Kate Olsen

(Thanks for the twisted idea, blythe15)

Flashback: The Superficial Friends

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:00:00 -0800

The superhero group The Superficial Friends is made up of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins. In this episode, they find themselves lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles (the awful writer from Ain't It Cool News). First, he threatens to write a bad review of Lindsay's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, Lindsay's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget. Genius, just genius.

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Haven't had your fill of Playgirl tributes? Here's a video tribute to the end of Playgirl - Best Week Ever
Ruh Roh! Hollywood Madame accidentally hits "reply all" to her all-star client list. - Defamer
Is John Waters writing reality television now? - World of Wonder
If elephants had no trunks. - Dancing Mokey
Awww, stoners are endlessly amusing. - Comedy
The 6 worst comic book super-husbands. - Cracked
Look! It's the Olsen Twins jewelry collection! - Gallery of the Absurd
Why you gotta do the IKEA table like that? - Stupid Videos

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

GiggleSugar — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Experts conclude that unless something is done to curb our consumption of the juggernaut known as Miley Cyrus, Inc., she will go the way of the Lindsay Lohans and Olsen twins of today. All of those entities, says a noted entertainment scientist, "were bountiful entertainment resources that our overconsumption reduced to smoldering remnants." He continues ominously, "We are burning through Miley at a far more aggressive rate." Conserve, people, conserve! Starlets like this don't come down the pike every day. Oh, wait. Yeah they do.

How to Look Smart

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:00:00 -0800

You know sometimes when you're on the bus or working out and you wanna a little light reading, but don't want to be caught ~~reading~~ looking at the pretty pics in those awesome tabloids? Well, behold the prototype for a product I'll be debuting at the next American Inventor: the New Yorker magazine sleeve to put over all your embarrassing guilty pleasures. Why does anyone but you need to know that you're reading about the Olsen Twins in InTouch instead of a serious piece on Afghanistan in the the weekly smarty-pants mag? No. Reason. (Thanks for helping make this a reality, Nancita!)

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:15:00 -0800

Warning to sinners: Holy Water will eff you up. - YumSugar
How to gift wrap a house . . . in toilet paper! - CasaSugar
Fun with Lord of the Rings. - Antidumb
Freakiest Ad Moments of 2007. - AdFreak
The Olsen Twins are . . . celebrity elves! - Gallery of the Absurd
Subliminal advertising? Look again. - i am bored
15 (painfully) unforgettable cartoon-theme songs. - Cracked
Secretly, you're jealous. - College Humor

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:51:29 -0800

Are the Olsen Twins shaggy little imps of Hell? - Gallery of the Absurd
The vision of a couple cops in thigh-highs and garter belts should be a crime. - Top 10 Virals
You can't judge a book by its cover. - College Humor
Hands down: the most bangin' display of shadow puppets I've seen yet. - i am bored
Momma cat says to meowing kitty: Aw, quit your cryin'! - Daily Ha Ha
This bunny's got game! (Beyond the expected, of course.) - Web Junk TV
Ladies, if were only this easy. But hey, what do I know! - Eat Liver
Two wheels + Speed - Balance = A Good Laugh! - Vidmax