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Did the Cookie Monster Say What I Think He Said?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

This particular episode of Sesame Street was brought to us by the letter "F." In keeping with the theme of the program, the Cookie Monster was to use a word beginning with the letter "F" to describe the fabulously fantastic cookie in his hand. One of Jimmy Kimmel's censors, however, didn't approve of the Cookie Monster's word choice and gave him the *bleep*. We can now only wonder what was really said...

The Unenthused Millionaire Lotto Winners Are Ba-ack!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0700

You may not remember - cuz you were too busy prying your sleep heavy eyes open - but we met this duo yesterday. Robert and Tanya Harris were the big-time lotto winners (think: hundreds of millions of dollars) who appeared on The Today Show and couldn't contain their ~~excitement~~ buzzkill over this life-altering win. He quit his job and she's getting a brand new luxury car, but neither of them could muster up the will to feign enthusiasm and crack a smile. So how are these thrill seekers gonna blow their money? Let's check back in.

Batman: Up to No Good Again

GiggleSugar — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:00:00 -0800

The last time we caught up with Batman, he was throwing punches at some random dude on Hollywood Boulevard while waiting for the cops to show up. Here he is again getting arrested over a porta-potty dispute in the same location. I guess superheroes have needs too, but couldn't it have waited, Batman? And also, get the hell out of Hollywood. It's no good for you.

Jimmy Kimmel: Product Testing On Kids

GiggleSugar — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

In an effort to tackle childhood obesity, Jimmy Kimmel came up with a few healthy alternatives to old cereal favorites. Vegetably Pebbles, anyone? How about a big bowl of Ice Krispies? The following kids were gullible enough to try these milky concoctions and their reactions (and outbursts regarding tooth loss, vomit, and sexual organs) were pretty darn cute and funny!

Crazy Fan: Celebrity Defender

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:00:00 -0700

Remember the fan-atic who screamed out in anguish when Paris Hilton was sentenced more jail time? Well, now that OJ's in trouble, the crazy dude is ba-ack. Decked out in a "I Heart Famous People" ball cap, he makes a habit of appearing outside the courthouses of all the newsworthy celeb trials. His mission is to voice his support, make a scene and give everyone a huge headache (excluding those of us who find him highlarious). I heart him. (But shouldn't he spend his time attending to those teef of his?)

Donny Osmond Is One Sick Puppy

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:00:00 -0700

70's singer and entertainer Donny Osmond has been stuck with the "nice guy" persona for decades. But in the following skit, Jimmy Kimmel invites Donny to let it all hang out. As you will see, this involves firecrackers, yoga class, a stolen toupé, and a run-in with the cops. (I'm loving the schmaltzy reality tv music in the background that signifies "poignant, significant turning point.")

Tay Zonday On Jimmy Kimmel

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Tay Zonday made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's "Internet Talent Showcase" to sing his smash song "Chocolate Rain." Zonday, looking like a deer in headlights and equipped with a frog in his throat, gave the best performance of his career. But the audience wasn't amused. In fact, they looked appalled. Where's John Mayer when you need him?

Unnecessary Censorship Is a Bleeping Riot

GiggleSugar — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:00:00 -0700

Sesame Street's Count von Count may not have deserved to get censored, but Dr. Phil is another story. (We've seen what he calls "counseling" and methinks we can manage without it, thanks.) Most of the shows and peeps below didn't need to be *bleep*ed, but Jimmy Kimmel *bleeped*ed them anyway - cuz *bleep*ing is fun, no?

The Tougher Side Of Clay Aiken

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:50:00 -0700

Clay Aiken's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore! He shows up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to give him what for after being the butt of numerous jokes. Who knew he was so butch? I think I'm a Claymate for the first time ever...

The Best Of Unnecessary Censorship

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 May 2007 09:46:40 -0700

Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship has been a popular segment on his late-night talk show for a year now. If you've missed out, here's the best of the best for your viewing pleasure and it's a wholesome good time-- that is, until Mr. Rogers gets *bleeped* up. Then it's just WRONG.