You may not remember — cuz you were too busy prying your sleep heavy eyes open — but we met this duo yesterday. Robert and Tanya Harris were the big-time lotto winners (think: hundreds of millions of dollars) who appeared on The Today Show and couldn't contain their excitement buzzkill over this life-altering win. He quit his job and she's getting a brand new luxury car, but neither of them could muster up the will to feign enthusiasm and crack a smile.
The last time we caught up with Batman, he was throwing punches at some random dude on Hollywood Boulevard while waiting for the cops to show up. Here he is again getting arrested over a porta-potty dispute in the same location. I guess superheroes have needs too, but couldn't it have waited, Batman?
In an effort to tackle childhood obesity, Jimmy Kimmel came up with a few healthy alternatives to old cereal favorites. Vegetably Pebbles, anyone? How about a big bowl of Ice Krispies?
Remember the fan-atic who screamed out in anguish when Paris Hilton was sentenced more jail time? Well, now that OJ's in trouble, the crazy dude is ba-ack. Decked out in a "I Heart Famous People" ball cap, he makes a habit of appearing outside the courthouses of all the newsworthy celeb trials.
70's singer and entertainer Donny Osmond has been stuck with the "nice guy" persona for decades. But in the following skit, Jimmy Kimmel invites Donny to let it all hang out. As you will see, this involves firecrackers, yoga class, a stolen toupé, and a run-in with the cops.
Tay Zonday made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's "Internet Talent Showcase" to sing his smash song "Chocolate Rain." Zonday, looking like a deer in headlights and equipped with a frog in his throat, gave the best performance of his career. But the audience wasn't amused.
Sesame Street's Count von Count may not have deserved to get censored, but Dr. Phil is another story. (We've seen what he calls "counseling" and methinks we can manage without it, thanks.) Most of the shows and peeps below didn't need to be *bleep*ed, but Jimmy Kimmel *bleeped*ed them anyway — cuz *bleep*ing is fun, no?
Clay Aiken's mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore! He shows up on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to give him what for after being the butt of numerous jokes. Who knew he was so butch?
Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship has been a popular segment on his late-night talk show for a year now. If you've missed out, here's the best of the best for your viewing pleasure and it's a wholesome good time-- that is, until Mr. Rogers gets *bleeped up. Then it's just WRONG.