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Women-Only Beach in Egypt Allows Modesty and Tanlines
Long Muslim scarves and lots of clothes worn on the beach can make a woman feel like a fish out of water. One resort in Egypt is making it safe to dive in. Called "La Femme," its women-only status means that women can swim, breast feed, and lounge in bikinis safe from the prying eyes of men.
WTF?!
Can y'all please tell me what the freak celeb chef Paula Deen, Queen of Butter, is doing mooning people at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival? Cuz I am very, very confused.
Drunk at the Beach
In this sad little tale, two drunk girls attempt to move from their square of heaven on the beach to the public restroom (otherwise known as hell). Maybe they had one too many Sex on the Beach cocktails, because I'm pretty sure the quickest way from point A to point B is not to zig-zag there. I can't decide what's funnier: their epic adventure to the restroom or the person with a camera who decided to film this.
A Do or Don't: Visiting a Nude Beach With Your Honey
I am well aware that public nudity at beaches occurs, but I don't think any amount of coercion (or cosmos) could make me bare my business for all the world to see. It's not that I'm prude, I'm just private, and what's under my clothes is only for lucky lovers to see. If I shed my clothes for everyone in broad daylight, including the man I was with, well then our alone, naked time wouldn't seem as special.
And Now For Something Completely Random
How fun does this look? If everyone could just step outside on their lunch breaks for some giant beach ball action, the world would be a happier place.
Noooooooooooo!
Gentlemen, can we kindly forgo the public displays of erection (PDEs)? It's great that you got it, but please don't flaunt it— especially when sporting a pair of Speedos on a crowded beach during broad daylight.
The Daily Show's Laguna Beach: The Real, Real O.C.
In the second half of this two-part series, Jason Jones (aka J-Squared) concludes his investigation to uncover the real, real O.C. by conducting irrelevant interviews, having a public break-down, and then figuring out how to explain himself without exploiting the word "whatever" in a late night moment of discovery. Throw in a walk on the beach, a group bonfire...and dude, his work is done.
Matchy-Matchy Much?
Thong, th-thong, thong, WRONG!
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Prank Time At The Beach
He may look young and unassuming, but don't be fooled! This kid is no kid at all, he's Andy Milonakis (a grown man) and he knows how to use his boyish appearance to his advantage. Armed with a bottle of sunblock and a dirty mind, he's on the prey for bikini-clad women who just can't say "no" to a helpless little boy...
The Daily Show's Laguna Beach: The Real, Real O.C.
In an attempt to reveal (or disprove?) the reality behind MTV's "reality" hit series, Jason Jones (aka J-Squared) visits the O.C. to hang and mingle with the locals. He engages in a bit of good 'ole boy golf range gossip, talks up the chicks via romantic beachside heart-to-heart convos, and conducts a shirtless on camera confessional.
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