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Barbara Walters Interviews The TMNT

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Barbara Walters is said to have interviewed more politicians and superstars than any other person in history and after watching this, I believe it. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got Barb's attention a few years back and this "dudette" didn't hesitate asking them the hard-hitting questions. What I want to know is: Why is this woman sitting in a sewer dressed as though she just walked off the set of "Grease"? Her outfit makes me uncomfortable.

Beware: Ninja Cat!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:30:00 -0700

Hide your children! The Ninja Cat is a fearsome and flying predator. (Crouching Kitty, Hidden Ninja?) I've just been told this is as old as the hills, buy hey, I've just now seen it! Thanks Geek!

Eligible Bachelor Du Jour Is...Turtle Boy

GiggleSugar — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:00:00 -0700

You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!! (Thanks, Web Junk TV!)

Anti-Drug PSA Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

GiggleSugar — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:00:00 -0700

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like something you might start hallucinating after a long night of smoking pot, and they even provide the munchies-busting pizza! Just when you think this PSA couldn't get it even more wrong, the kid rejecting drugs has the most pathetic comeback ever. Way to promote getting hopped up on goofballs, guys!

Another PSA On Crack

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:00:00 -0800

When I think of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I wonder what drugs their creator was on when he came up with them. So for them to show up randomly in an anti-drug PSA is just baffling. Add to the weirdness the fact that those turtles always had the late-night pizza munchies and that the kid rejecting the drugs in this ad has the most pathetic comeback line ever and you pretty much have one dumb PSA.

Teenage Mutant Golden Girls

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:00:00 -0800

Mashups have officially jumped the shark with this one. Someone decided to pay homage to the Golden Girls via the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and somehow produced something totally literal and off-the-wall. And unlike most mashups that get you to think about the mashed-up things differently, this one manages to illuminate neither TGG or TMNT. And yet, how to explain...that I love it.

Woman Obsessed With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

GiggleSugar — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:00:00 -0800

That's right--a woman, not a girl, not a teen. Says one friend of her expensive habit (a TMNT head can cost $2,000), "Michelle is willing to put herself into debt to be able to say 'I have the head of Leonardo!' " Oy. Vey.

Cute Alert: 3 Year Old Fingerpainting Genius

GiggleSugar — Wed, 30 May 2007 13:00:00 -0700

This little guy likes Michaelangelo from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Why? "'Cuz I like him!" he replies. (Fair enough, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's also because he is a budding Michaelangelo of a different sort!)

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:45:00 -0700

20 reasons why that American Idol girl might have been crying. - Cracked
Apparently, Beyonce IS replaceable... - Best Week Ever
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise needs to stop here...at hard core heavy metal. - College Humor
If I was ever this bored and broke, please smack me upside the head with a tap shoe. - i am bored
This soccer player has invented a new move... - Daily HaHa
Chocolate syrup: yum, yum, yum. Chocolate Numa: fun, fun, fun! - Web Junk TV
Kimora Lee Simmons: Full of Fabulosity or Crazyosity? You decide. - Pretty on the Outside