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Ahhh, the Awkward Teenage Years

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0700

If this kid's earsplitting adenoidal voice doesn't get you first, his charming way of calling you an "asshole" and then flipping you off will get you later. Lord only knows what my freako YouTube videos would've been like if I'd been online as a teen. Thank God for small miracles.

Teeny Bopper Gets Her First (And Last) Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:20:00 -0700

All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down - Mom, is that you? - and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for. I hope an exorcism comes with that tatt, cuz someone's head is about to spin . . .

There's a Google Ad For Just About Any Problem

GiggleSugar — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:02:00 -0700

As if banking on the irresponsible misdoings of young teens during prom isn't shameless enough, the url provided (StrollerGalaxy.com) takes users straight to - a crisis hotline? Planned Parenthood? A support group website? Click here and see for yourself.

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Did the Airline Hate Them Cuz They're Beautiful?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Earlier this year, two 18-year-old women claimed that Southwest flight attendants discriminated against them on a cross country flight. The reason? Because "nobody else on the plane looked like us, except us." They alleged that they were treated differently and refused service because they were good looking, young women and the crew was just jealous. (Forget the fact that one of them got into an altercation with another passenger on the plane over a bathroom dispute.) These two claimed that they did nothing to warrant getting escorted off the plane by four uniformed police officers, but what do you think?

Flashback: Dance Party USA

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:20:00 -0700

I think it's safe to say that the following clip has every offense ever committed in the '80s: the socks, the shoulder pads, the silk-screened tees, the teased-to-death hair, the vast assortment of neon colors. The dudes flaunt spandex-tight jeans. The girls sport high-waisted minis. And the mullets! Many mullets. So many mullets, you'll lose count. (I tried.)

Where Did We Go Wrong?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

The following vid features two scantily-clad divas bouncing for themselves (and Internet thrill seekers worldwide) in a mirror with a web cam rolling. The net has become a breeding ground for public displays of shameless narcissism, so big whoop - right? What I find so disturbing is that these BFFs look like they could be popping bubble gum and passing notes in junior high. Despite their obvious youth, the vid is now viral and everyone is watching. Is Internet popularity compelling these underage chicks to flaunt their goods? Or something else? I want to know: Where did we go wrong?

Dumbasses of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:00:00 -0700

Which is more valuable: a living, breathing teenage boy or a big screen television set? The answer may seem obvious to you and me, but for a group of dumbasses, it was a toss-up. Here's the pickle: The three peeps below had to transport a big screen TV, but it wouldn't fit in the trunk of the car as planned, so it had to chill in the backseat. The backseat was only spacious enough to accommodate the TV set and no one else. Hmm. With only two seats available up front, but three peeps to seat - what to do?

Awkward Teen Makes a Move . . .

GiggleSugar — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Dude needs to put that arm down and let his mug do all the talking.

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Sixteen Year Old Receives Lexus, Yells At Mom

GiggleSugar — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:50:00 -0700

Audrey here has it rough. Apparently, her mother rolled out her Sweet Sixteen birthday present, a brand new Lexus, at the wrong time. "I hate you! You've ruined my life!" the ingrate says to her mom. Wow. This girl is just going to explode when the cold, cruel world inevitably smacks her upside her head. (Thanks, dlisted!)

Time For a New Sitter?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:00:00 -0800

When Mom and Dad are away, the babysitter will play. As for the uncoordinated toddler, well, he'll just have to figure out something else to do.