If this kid's earsplitting adenoidal voice doesn't get you first, his charming way of calling you an "asshole" and then flipping you off will get you later. Lord only knows what my freako YouTube videos would've been like if I'd been online as a teen. Thank God for small miracles.
All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for.
As if banking on the irresponsible misdoings of young teens during prom isn't shameless enough, the url provided (StrollerGalaxy.com) takes users straight to — a crisis hotline? Planned Parenthood? A support group website?
Earlier this year, two 18-year-old women claimed that Southwest flight attendants discriminated against them on a cross country flight. The reason? Because "nobody else on the plane looked like us, except us."
I think it's safe to say that the following clip has every offense ever committed in the '80s: the socks, the shoulder pads, the silk-screened tees, the teased-to-death hair, the vast assortment of neon colors. The dudes flaunt spandex-tight jeans. The girls sport high-waisted minis.
The following vid features two scantily-clad divas bouncing for themselves (and Internet thrill seekers worldwide) in a mirror with a web cam rolling. The net has become a breeding ground for public displays of shameless narcissism, so big whoop — right? What I find so disturbing is that these BFFs look like they could be popping bubble gum and passing notes in junior high.
Which is more valuable: a living, breathing teenage boy or a big screen television set? The answer may seem obvious to you and me, but for a group of dumbasses, it was a toss-up. Here's the pickle: The three peeps below had to transport a big screen TV, but it wouldn't fit in the trunk of the car as planned, so it had to chill in the backseat.
Dude needs to put that arm down and let his mug do all the talking.
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Audrey here has it rough. Apparently, her mother rolled out her Sweet Sixteen birthday present, a brand new Lexus, at the wrong time. "I hate you!
When Mom and Dad are away, the babysitter will play. As for the uncoordinated toddler, well, he'll just have to figure out something else to do.