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Flash App Lets You Tattoo Message on Faceless Set of Boobs

TresSugar — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:40:00 -0700

Racing game Dirt 2 launched yesterday, and to promote it, the creators decided to create a Flash app called Dirty Tats that allows you to tattoo a message - on the image of a faceless, nameless woman's breasts.

For the sake of experimentation only, I tried it out, and it was alternately creepy, infuriating, and pathetic. As I decided how I wanted to scrawl my message on a pair of boobs (lettering, text, or script), I was admonished for taking too long by the faceless torso ("I hope you're handy with a tattoo gun. I thought you were fast!") as her bosom undulated in a disconcerting way.

It may seem so obvious to call out objectification, but what else could it be when parts of a woman's body accompanied by a disembodied voice are used to promote a product that has nothing at all to do with the product itself? Well, what else besides lame, I mean.

25 Crazy Tattoos

TresSugar — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:15:00 -0700

A bad tattoo tells the world one of two things: either you have bad taste and don't know it, or you have bad taste and are damn proud of it. Check out the following slideshow and see if you can tell which was which for the person who got inked...

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Do You Like Guys With Tattoos?

TresSugar — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0700

My tastes are all over the map - nerds, hippies, and, like The Bangz here - I really like boys with tattoos. Whether they're hidden under Oxfords or displayed out in the open, unless it's a tribal tattoo or mistranslated Chinese characters, I think tattoos on guys are sexy.

Oh Snap! Someone Loves the Golden Girls a Lot

TresSugar — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 -0700

Would you want Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia tattooed on your legs forever more? This is a superfan for sure!

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Spelling Is Fundamental

TresSugar — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:28:50 -0700

Either this person cannot spell or she has a gross fetish. Neither possibility is flattering.

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30 Rock on Slankets and Couples' Tattoos

TresSugar — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:00:00 -0700

On last night's 30 Rock, Liz Lemon adopts a Slanket as her loungewear of choice, after she convinces Tracy Jordan to buy his wife a better anniversary gift than a blanket with arms. But when Tracy learns what Angie really wants, he blames Lemon for forcing him to make a very difficult choice.

Depending on your relationship status, couples' tattoos can be a fine idea - or a very bad one. So here's a ridiculous choice for you: would you rather wear a Slanket, or get a tattoo with your significant other's name?

What's Tackier?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:25:14 -0700

It's hard to believe that there's been a dearth of tacky things for me to ask you guys about, but it's true. Until today. I ran into a link featuring pictures of celebrity tattoos, and holy guacamole are these things tacky. The question is - what's tackier?

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You Asked: Am I Too Edgy?

DearSugar — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:56:22 -0700

Dear Sugar,

I'm your average 22-year-old rocker guy, but when it comes to dating, I seem to be lacking something. I meet my fair share of women and have no problems talking with them casually, but I can't seem to close the deal, so to speak. I've been told by women in the past that I'm too "dangerous" not the "marrying type." I don't think I'm intimidating, so is it my tattoos that are making me unapproachable? I have a steady job, I have a great relationship with my family, and I consider myself to be pretty well-rounded, so what gives? - Totally Baffled Billy

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Dear Totally Baffled Billy,

It sounds to me like you simply haven't met the right woman yet. Sure, tattoos aren't for everyone, but some women find them incredibly sexy! If that's what you really think is giving off the wrong impression, you could just be dating people that are too closed-minded for you. While many women are attracted to safe, conservative men, that type isn't for everyone - I happen to think a little verve is a huge turn-on!

You sound like a decent guy so try not to get too discouraged. Keep putting yourself out there, keep being yourself, and in due time, you'll meet a match that's perfect for you. Good luck!

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Extremely Bad Tattoo

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:56:26 -0700

Dude. Seriously? I just picture his baffled expression when woman after woman (I mean, he is kinda cute in a douchey way) laughs at him after he takes his shirt off.

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Some Posts Write Themselves

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:30:00 -0800

I mean, honestly - what could I add to this? It is perfect exactly the way it is.

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