18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck from Courtrai, Belgium, is suing a tattoo artist for tattooing 56 stars to the left side of her face. (That's a person in solidarity up there, not Kimberley.) She claims she only wanted three stars — but that she fell asleep during the procedure. (How does that even happen?) Well, as quick as the news hit, there were already admirers.
Three strikes — tramp stamp, butt cleavage, muffin top — you're out!
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"Mum, Dad, thanks for covering my ass all those years. I'm forever permanently grateful. Love you thong time!"
If only this "grass" grew back!
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Is comfort the new cool? Artist Nick Baxter seems to think so. A number of months ago, we posted this silly lounge chair tatt.
Someone missed the memo that in order to be "get lucky," it's gotta be a four-leaf clover.
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You know those people who compulsively whip out photos of their kids? She didn't want to be one of them.
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This dude must have lost one hellavuh bet.
Thanks, College Humor!
Too awsome to crack a dictionary, I see.
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We've seen what happens when the artwork inside children's coloring books is used to inspire body art. It's almost always a regrettable thing. So why would someone take it a step further by inking a connect-the-dots tattoo (of a giraffe, no less) into her skin?