The last time we caught up with Batman, he was throwing punches at some random dude on Hollywood Boulevard while waiting for the cops to show up. Here he is again getting arrested over a porta-potty dispute in the same location. I guess superheroes have needs too, but couldn't it have waited, Batman?
Move over, Batman! There's a new kinder, and gentler superhero in town, and his name is The Snuggler. He might not be so easy on the eyes (dude, pull down the mom jeans shorts!), but he means well.
You know it's a sad day in the hero-worship department when a woman on the grimy streets of Hollywood Boulevard has to say, in order to break up a fight, "The police are on their way, Batman! Step aside." Oh, the shattered illusions .
What's his relatively pointless superpower? Making his credentials scroll across your monitor. Get ready.
Who knew everyone's favorite superheroes work for the same company, and paper jams render them powerless, and Batman's real name is Michael Bolton, and Superman has a problem remembering to attach cover sheets to his TPS reports? Who knew?!
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He's kinda over the superhero thing, but he thinks the outfit's still cool.
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Look, superheroes, if you wanna look rad, you're also gonna look gay. I mean, really. Who ever heard of a schlubby superhero?
We've grown up watching superheroes protect the girl, rescue the little boy, and pretty much save the world. In your own life, though, who has been your very own superhero?
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