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Pole Dancers Reach For Olympic Gold

TresSugar — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:00:58 -0700

From the stripper pole to the Olympic podium? Proponents of "pole fitness" want more respect, and perhaps a gold medal would help. In an interview with Marie Claire, dance instructor Collette Kakuk, cofounder of the Pole Fitness Association, makes a case for pole dancing as an Olympic sport.

Poles aren't just for strippers anymore. There are stripping-based fitness classes, sport poles, and even national pole-dancing competitions. The moves require no small amount of strength, flexibility, control, and balance. Kakuk argues:

But if you look at rhythmic gymnastics and figure skating, so many of the movements are similar to what we do on the pole. We have to shatter the taboo. The pole is just another fitness apparatus, like a vertical balance beam.

I don't doubt that you have to be incredibly fit to pole dance. But I can't help but think the pole dancers might be a bit overeager for Olympic glory. As Kakuk points out, "we need to unify the sport. We don't even have common names for our moves." Well, at least they have a readymade soundtrack!

Dad, Get Off My Stripper Pole!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:00:00 -0800

"Sheesh, can a teenage girl have some privacy around here? I have a big audition at The Garden of Eden tonight, Dad, and you're hogging my pole. It's amateur night, I've gotta really bring it, so could you please wipe your balding dad cooties off it and am-scray? Thanks." (On another note, you realize the true skill it takes to work one of these when you see this guy do it.)

Pole-Dancing Grandma

GiggleSugar — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 03:00:00 -0700

I have so many questions. Where are these people? It'd be weird enough if there were a club outfitted with poles for every dancer on the dance floor, but this appears to be a reception of some kind. Like a wedding reception. But with pole-dancing? I suppose it all worked out in the end, though. That cute lady looked like she needed something to hold onto!

Another Stripper Bites the Dust

GiggleSugar — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Who manufactures and installs these lame stripper poles? There's now a whole new genre of video that shows hard-workin' pole dancers practicing their craft at home, only to have the poles collapse by the end of their routines. Since this is happening so much, just to spice things up, they could incorporate a comedy routine into their shows at the strip joints where they work. A kind of Lucille Ball meets Jenna Jameson type thing.

This Commercial Is Plain Wrong

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:30:00 -0800

This Orangina commercial is really making waves on the Internet and not because of its juicy product appeal. It's got everything from bipedal, dancing deer to flamingo draped stripper poles to peacock showgirls and octopus lap dances - seriously. Can we not corrupt the wild with our own effed up representations of gender? I'd much rather see a commercial of folks talking out of their asses. It would be less offensive.

A Pole Dance for Purrverts

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:29:44 -0800

You know the stripper pole trend has gotten way out of hand when you spot the household cat getting freaky with a stalk outside. But unlike all the wannabes we've seen fall headfirst into the carpet, this cat's a real natural. Meow! She's got the best, most controlled sexy time moves I've seen online thus far. (Was this a past profession during one of those nine lives?)

Playtime Is Sexy Time

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:00:28 -0700

Quality time with the kids, eh?

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Homemade Stripper Pole

GiggleSugar — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:35:00 -0700

Another pole dancing wannabe bites the ~~dust~~ carpet. Since when is the "hostess with the mostest" responsible for whipping up a few good pole tricks for the dinner party? Call me old-fashioned, but I'll take good conversation--or a decent dessert-- over a good eyefull of stripper any day.

Stripper Pole Mishap

GiggleSugar — Sun, 20 May 2007 02:00:00 -0700

When did stripping not only go mainstream, but even become something it seems so many chicks actually aspire to? So much so that, like the doofus in this video, they're BUYING POLES and PRACTICING in their bedrooms. (How about calligraphy or stamp collecting?) Anyway, this is what happens without proper installation...

Stripper Music Radio Station - Hilarious or Horrifying?

TresSugar — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:00:00 -0700

Alternative, hip-hop, country, rock, and now: lap dance. A radio station in Denver recently underwent a format change to become 101.5 The Pole, devoted to "classic nonstop stripper hits" from the '80s and beyond. Though it may just be a temporary stunt while the station transitions to an actual new format, The Pole is indeed spinning strip-centric hits until further notice. Do you think it's funny or foul?