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Steve Guttenberg Jogs Sans Pantaloons in Central Park

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:00:00 -0800

Everyone who exercises has weird rituals, but jogging pantsless is one I've never heard of. Former Dancing With the Stars contestant Steve Guttenberg has been spotted ~~in the wild~~ in Central Park jogging without pants. Why? Perhaps to revive a once-thriving acting career. My favorite part? When those two dudes turn around to make sure they weren't imagining things, and when the cameraman whispers, shocked, "He was in Diner!" Let's hope this catches on with, oh, Anderson Cooper, Benicio Del Toro, or David Beckham.

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GiggleSugar — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String

Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume? Creepy. Calvin Morette, age 19, crashed this year's Saratoga Springs High School graduation dressed in his Sunday best - an inflatable six-foot penis costume - even though he already graduated last year. To make matters worse, Calvin had silly string. Lots and lots of silly string. I'd say someone's darn ballsy - and in need of a girlfriend, maybe? To read more on the story, click here.

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They Say Golf Is a Snobby Sport...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 May 2008 00:02:00 -0700

. . . They never made it to the 19th hole.

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Hayyyy! A Racetrack Streaker

GiggleSugar — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0800

I sometimes wonder what goes through the mind of a streaker just before he drops his knickers and makes a dash for it. Is he after the thrill of the chase, the attention of the crowd, or simply the rush of the wind beneath his thing? The following dude has a whole different reason. He's running to cross the finish line and win this race. Will he do it? Neigh! (Thanks, College Humor!)

Streaker-Style Soccer

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:30:00 -0800

I don't know whether I enjoy this video because it's peanut butter streaker time (and I love me a surprise streaker every now and again) or because it shows some serious soccer-player skin. Three words: Where is Beckham? Show me Beckham!

This Streaker Means Business

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Unlike all those other amateurs, this streaker had a plan. Dressing like a referee got him onto the field and those seamless pants allowed plenty of room to conceal his game ready g-string. From the looks of it, I guess you could say he's a "big" football fan...

Gotta Love Streakers

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:00:00 -0700

The great thing about this tag team of streakers is that one of them actually gains a lot of yardage. The last time we saw this kind of streaker stamina, it turned out to be an actor in a Nike commercial-- but this is the real deal. My only question is: what's with dude #3? He totally half-assed his part in all of this, in more ways than one. (Streakers can't wear pants!)

New Sport: Extreme Streaking

GiggleSugar — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:57:19 -0700

You just gotta love streakers. They sacrifice their very dignity to give fans a comedic respite from the stressful shouting demands of sitting in the stands. It's a damn dirty job, but some freak's gotta do it. And this particular freak makes a singing-cartwheeling-hurdle jumping event of it! (And the scarf was a nice touch.)

Which Is Worse? Streaks or Crabs

DearSugar — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:00:00 -0700

When you date someone, you're bound to find out about his or her little idiosyncrasies and habits. Maybe they like to floss their teeth while driving, or they have to use the same plate every time they eat. We're all weird in our own ways, but that's what makes us unique and special, right?

Well what if you found out the person you were dating had a secret issue below the belt. Which would be worse? Streaks in his underwear or crabs in his pubic hair? Both are preventable and can be easily fixed, but they're also pretty shocking and gross. Which couldn't you deal with?

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Are Streaks Unforgivable?

DearSugar — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Ready for a horror story? I was dating this guy a while back and everything was awesome. He had a Seinfeld kind of sense of humor and he was adorable like Tobey Maguire.
He always had to be at work before me, so right after he took a shower, he'd wake me up with a kiss and he'd be off. One morning, after he left, I got up to take a shower and what I saw shocked me from my sleepiness. I looked on the bathroom floor and right next to the shower laid his underwear, complete with streaks!!!

I almost threw up. It was beyond disgusting. I tried to get it out of my head, but every time I saw him, it was the first thing that came to mind. I mean was he in a rush or something? It's not rocket science - after you use the bathroom, you wipe yourself. That's it. No excuses. I just couldn't deal, and we eventually broke up (for other reasons as well, but his lack of hygiene was a big part of it).

I guess the thing to do would have been to be honest with him, but I think we would have been both equally embarrassed. Some things are better left unsaid.

What do you think? Are streaks something you could get over? Would you confront the guy? Or would you ditch they guy immediately? What's the protocol when it comes to male hygiene?

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