Not content merely to jump on the field naked as the day he was born, this guy finds other ways to entertain the crowd besides flashing his moobs. Evolve or die! (Dressing up as a referee was a nice touch.
Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume?
Sorry for the acronym overload in the title, but there's no other way to describe what you're about to see. (Or, if you're too scared, for what you will not see.) This is footage (haha, footage) of a guy running with bare feet and bare butt through moving traffic. Occasionally, the car that's riding alongside him catches up with him and you get an inadvertent peepshow, but trust me, you'll be too busy scratching your head and trying not to look at his dirty feet to notice the peen.
I sometimes wonder what goes through the mind of a streaker just before he drops his knickers and makes a dash for it. Is he after the thrill of the chase, the attention of the crowd, or simply the rush of the wind beneath his thing? The following dude has a whole different reason.
I don't know whether I enjoy this video because it's peanut butter streaker time (and I love me a surprise streaker every now and again) or because it shows some serious soccer-player skin. Three words: Where is Beckham? Show me Beckham!
Unlike all those other amateurs, this streaker had a plan. Dressing like a referee got him onto the field and those seamless pants allowed plenty of room to conceal his game ready g-string. From the looks of it, I guess you could say he's a "big" football fan...
The great thing about this tag team of streakers is that one of them actually gains a lot of yardage. The last time we saw this kind of streaker stamina, it turned out to be an actor in a Nike commercial-- but this is the real deal. My only question is: what's with dude #3?
You just gotta love streakers. They sacrifice their very dignity to give fans a comedic respite from the stressful shouting demands of sitting in the stands. It's a damn dirty job, but some freak's gotta do it.
What possesses dudes to take off their clothes, disrupt sporting events (in this case, a cricket match in Edgbaston, Birmingham in Central England), and flash their little willies? There's gotta be a name for this disorder. Any ideas, readers?