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Steve Guttenberg Jogs Sans Pantaloons in Central Park

GiggleSugar — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:00:00 -0800

Everyone who exercises has weird rituals, but jogging pantsless is one I've never heard of. Former Dancing With the Stars contestant Steve Guttenberg has been spotted ~~in the wild~~ in Central Park jogging without pants. Why? Perhaps to revive a once-thriving acting career. My favorite part? When those two dudes turn around to make sure they weren't imagining things, and when the cameraman whispers, shocked, "He was in Diner!" Let's hope this catches on with, oh, Anderson Cooper, Benicio Del Toro, or David Beckham.

Flashback: Steve Guttenberg in Can't Stop the Music

GiggleSugar — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:00:07 -0700

If Steve Guttenberg can't stop the music, it must truly be unstoppable. In possibly the best cinematic masterpiece I've stumbled upon since the film based on Charlie Sheen's poetry, Can't Stop the Music is the pseudo-autobiographical rags to riches tale of the Village People, starring the real-life band members and Guttenberg as Jack.

According to the plot description at SteveGuttenberg.com:

Samantha, a former model, comes to the aid of her roommate Jack, an aspiring songwriter who's vowed to stay celibate until he achieves musical success. Samantha invites a group of arty friends from Greenwich Village to a party - an Indian chief, a construction worker, a cowboy, a policeman, a soldier, and a couple of leather boys! Then, they all get together and stage such a wild, campy, "dance feverish" show using Jack's songs, that his career skyrockets!

Now doesn't that sound like fun? If only we could all have an Indian chief among our "arty friends." They aren't kidding with that tagline: "Like nothing you've ever seen before!" Have any of you seen this masterpiece?

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Meet the Guy With the Least Impressive TV Appearances of All Time

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:00 -0800

Could someone please give Mike Polk a real job? Kissing his best friend in front of Matt Lauer to make him uncomfortable, being kissed by a transvestite on the Jerry Springer Show, and chasing actor Steve Guttenberg around the set of the Caroline Rhea Show (she had a show?) does not a career make. Maybe this video resume will change things? Doubtful.

GiggleSugar Best of the Week

GiggleSugar — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:59:00 -0800

Can you guess who's douchier?
Gary Busey is serving up some victory juice. Want some?
The election results we all were waiting for: Bacon trounces Fries!
Tiny horse (not pony!) runs like the wind.
Always wanted to see Steve Guttenberg's ass? Well, you're in luck!
Signs your skinny jeans don't fit.
A great song plus cats, one-armed pandas, dogs, and unicorns. Yes, please.
The most boring magazine in the universe also has the best name.

Searching for Whoopi Goldberg's Eyebrows

GiggleSugar — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

Big Foot. The Loch Ness Monster. Steve Guttenberg. All of these mysterious creatures now have a friend to join their illustrious list: Whoopi Goldberg. Or, more accurately-Whoopi's eyebrows. If you've ever stared at her, and lord knows we've all watched at least three of her films, the question, "Where the heck are her eyebrows?" has come up. Wait no longer. This video has some answers that may surprise you. . .