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Sunday Confessional - I Stole From My Grandfather

DearSugar — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Dear Sugar,
I did something horrible and I feel terrible about it.

My grandfather recently asked me to get him some cash from the ATM by his house. He gave me his pin number and instead of getting the $100 he asked for, I took out another $400 for myself without his permission. I lost my job a few weeks ago so money is tight, but I know that is no excuse to steal from my own grandfather, who, mind you, has always been extremely generous to me.

I haven't told anyone about this but I'm petrified that he will find out. I love my grandfather; he is the nicest, most kind man I've ever known and I don't know why I ever took advantage of him like I did. Can I be forgiven for making a mistake I'm truly sorry for?

Submit your own Sunday Confessionals here and see if you are forgiven!

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The Yard Ornament Bandit Strikes Again!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Can't we all just get ~~along~~ an eBay account? Problem solved.

Thanks, College Humor!

Turkey Thief Drops Her Loot

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:20:00 -0800

This muumuu-clad bandit is on a mission to take home some turkey, but there's one problem: She hasn't practiced waddling with a 10-pound bird squeezed between her thighs. So when the time comes for her to tip-toe from the meat department to the store exit, the turkey comes tumbling to the ground. So much for sanitary eating, eh?

Found! A Thank You Note

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:00:00 -0800

Lesson: When life gives you a panty thief. . .take it up with Victoria's Secret.

Thanks, College Humor!

Cement Jesus Statue Held for Ransom

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:29 -0800

It all started with a mysterious phone call. The voice on the other end of the line whispered, "Check your mailbox!" That's when this lady discovered a ransom note threatening to withhold and possibly harm her Jesus lawn statue until the neighborhood "weiner poopie" is all cleaned up. But she always picks up after her pets, so what more can she do? More importantly, WWJD? Y'all prepare yourselves cuz all Heaven is about to break loose. . .

Found! A New Year's Resolution

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0800

Resolution: Stop stealing piece of sh*t cars.

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The Making of an Evil Villain

GiggleSugar — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Watch this little devil snatch the loot, take a bite, and then laugh in the face of his parental co-conspirator. He knows how to get what he wants, even when it's out of reach. Is it just me, or does this cookie monster have an eerie, almost evil, undertone to his giggle? Bwahahaha!

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0700

Betcha 10 bucks (of candy) that Lil Derrick was in on this.

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Street Performance Gone Wrong

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

Why did the thief cross the meditating yogi?

Bird Makes a Burger Run

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Staged or not, I love how this birdie takes the bait, waddles to safety, and then shamelessly eats the burger in front of its rightful owner. The audacity! Reminds me of a certain shoplifting seagull we once encountered...