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Sunday Confessional — I Stole From My Grandfather

Feb 22, 2009 - Dear Sugar, I did something horrible and I feel terrible about it. My grandfather recently asked me to get him some cash from the ATM by his house. He gave me his pin number and instead of getting the $100 he asked for, I took out another $400 for myself without his permission. - 63 Comments

The Yard Ornament Bandit Strikes Again!

Jun 04, 2008 - Can't we all just get along an eBay account? Problem solved. Thanks, College Humor! - 1 Comment

Turkey Thief Drops Her Loot

Feb 06, 2008 - This muumuu-clad bandit is on a mission to take home some turkey, but there's one problem: She hasn't practiced waddling with a 10-pound bird squeezed between her thighs. So when the time comes for her to tip-toe from the meat department to the store exit, the turkey comes tumbling to the ground. So much for sanitary eating, eh? - 7 Comments

Found! A Thank You Note

Jan 25, 2008 - Lesson: When life gives you a panty thief. . .take it up with Victoria's Secret. - 11 Comments

Cement Jesus Statue Held for Ransom

Jan 24, 2008 - It all started with a mysterious phone call. The voice on the other end of the line whispered, "Check your mailbox!" That's when this lady discovered a ransom note threatening to withhold and possibly harm her Jesus lawn statue until the neighborhood "weiner poopie" is all cleaned up. - 4 Comments

Found! A New Year's Resolution

Jan 01, 2008 - Resolution: Stop stealing piece of sh*t cars. Source - 3 Comments

The Making of an Evil Villain

Nov 21, 2007 - Watch this little devil snatch the loot, take a bite, and then laugh in the face of his parental co-conspirator. He knows how to get what he wants, even when it's out of reach. Is it just me, or does this cookie monster have an eerie, almost evil, undertone to his giggle? - 2 Comments