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The Best Cheerleaders Ain't Always the Prettiest

GiggleSugar — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:30:00 -0700

This one-man cheer squad not only got the crowd in gear to get rowdy, he did whatever it took to distract the other team from scoring. He traded in his pom-poms and short skirt for a simple Speedo - in his team's color, natch - and bounced around like a legit cheerleader for a couple hours, directly behind the hoop. Boyfriend made a royal arse of himself in the process, but hey - that's what crazy fans are for.

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:30:00 -0800

When your wife in the airbrushed, tie-dye, sci-fi shirt is easier on the eyes than you, there's a problem. Duuuude, have you no shame?

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Noooooooooooo!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:00:00 -0800

Gentlemen, can we kindly forgo the public displays of erection (PDEs)? It's great that you got it, but please don't flaunt it- especially when sporting a pair of Speedos on a crowded beach during broad daylight.

Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 07:00:00 -0800

How much gin 'n' juice has this dude been throwing back on the beach? He tries to get his pants on, but seems to be having some trouble. It feels like a triumph when he finally gets them on and then you're like, wait. Those are pants - on his arms. WTF?! Thank God someone helps him. He needs to cover up those Speedos.

Keep This Reporter Away From Your Sand Castles

GiggleSugar — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:00:00 -0700

This surfer dude built an amazing sand castle, only to have this reporter deftly ruin a portion of it by smooshing it on live TV. He's so chill, he doesn't even blink an eye. I guess if you live your life in Speedos building sand castles, you get to be pretty unfazeable.

Michael Phelps Is: McSwimmy

GiggleSugar — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:50:00 -0700

Grey's Anatomy has its share of hot doctors, but how many do you see walking through the halls in tight Speedos and little else? My short answer is: not enough, my friends, not enough. Here's a clip of Olympic swimming god Michael Phelps putting the "anatomy" back in Grey's Anatomy. Enjoy!

Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:00:13 -0700

The innuendo here is completely incidental. Honest. - College Humor
If Juno was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest . . . - Cracked
The egg prank: Who's laughing now? - eBaum's World
She was supposed to answer the phones and take messages. For some reason, she never got around to it. - Found
For discussion: When are speedos considered undies and vice versa? - i am bored
Honey, I just don't know what to do with these quadruplets. You got any ideas? - Best Week Ever
Did Obama just do what I think he did? - Break
Bacon-flavored popcorn: Can it be done? - the Warehouse

Ask E. Jean for DearSugar: Should I Admit That I Snooped?

E Jean Carroll — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Dear E. Jean,
I’ve been with my boyfriend for a little over a year-and-a-half. I’d seen some video tapes in the top drawer of his dresser, while helping him put away laundry. Of course my curiosity got the best of me and I finally watched two of three tapes this last weekend when he was playing golf. I know I shouldn’t have viewed them; and now I deeply regret doing so.

One of the tapes was of my boyfriend and an old "friend" in a hotel having sex. The second tape was my boyfriend having sex with the same girl while someone else video taped it. At some points, it looked to be a fourth person in the room. The video was very graphic - I’ll spare you the details. The videos are dated from a couple years ago.

I realize this girl is from his past; but what bothers me is he still has the tapes! I can't get the images of him and her out of my head and it disgusts me to know he allowed someone to shoot the two of them having sex.

How can I tell him how I feel without admitting I violated his privacy and watched the tapes? Should I secretly throw them away? I love him very much and I want to move on but I don't know how I can while keeping my anger bottled up like this. Help!

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MY DEAR KUMQUAT: Ugh! How horrendous! Give me your halfwit boyfriend’s address. I want to take a running kick at his XXX. Not because he enjoyed a couple of diverting romps, (after all humans lead deep, frenzied, poetic, dangerous, tender, erotic lives); and not because he had himself video’d by a dumb cluck (you must keep an open mind about this), but because he ignored the Rules of Sex Tapes: Shoot it. Savor it. Bury it.

Note: Putting the videos in the top drawer⎯⎯ Traditional in all cultures as belonging to the girl friend⎯⎯ Is not burying them. It’s advertising them.

The wisest course is to forget it. You’ve annihilated the old girlfriend from your mind, do the same with the tapes. However, if you absolutely can’t let the matter rest (and apparently you were nearly flayed alive when you viewed the images), speak to him. Confess you broke his trust and watched the tapes. Then calmly and intelligently ask him to get rid of them. Don’t bully. Don’t judge. Don’t uncork your “bottled up” anger like a jealous dingbat.

Or, you can do what I did when I found my boyfriend’s cache of photos in which he was seen in several surprising positions with a lithe young lady with a vivid shade of red hair. (And they weren’t yogi positions either.) When he walked in the front door after work, I admitted nothing. I simply met him with a smile and two glasses of Veuve Clicquot.

The fact that I was standing in front of a glittering shrine in which hung the sacred Speedo's belonging to two old boyfriends, both Olympic butterfliers, plus every photo I owned of me smooching other guys, said everything I needed to say. I handed him the glass. I also slipped him a particularly heinous shot of the redhead. As he leaned nearer the flickering candlelight of the shrine to examine the photo, I whispered: “I’ll put mine in storage, Mr. Moose Balls, if you put yours.”

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Ultimate Tablecloth Swiping

GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:00:00 -0700

Forget "Top Chef." Folks in Japan prefer a little more spin on the culinary game show concept. Who cares if contestants can cook-can they swipe a tablecloth without disturbing a diner's place setting? Priorities, people. As for the guy dressed in a bow tie and Speedo in the last thirty seconds of the vid, you'll see that he's not just a waiter. He's an entertainer, too.

Thanks, Japan Probe!

Ask E. Jean for DearSugar: I Found My Boyfriend's X-Rated Videos

E Jean Carroll — Wed, 09 May 2007 23:38:24 -0700

One of the tapes was of my boyfriend and an old ‘friend’ in a hotel having sex. The second tape was my boyfriend having sex with the same girl while someone else video taped it. At some points, it looked to be a fourth person in the room. The video was very graphic. I’ll spare you the details. The videos are dated from a couple years ago.

I realize this girl is from his past; but what bothers me is he still has the tapes! I can't get the images of him and her out of my head. And it disgusts me to know he allowed someone to shoot the two of them having sex.

To see E. Jean's answer, read more

Note: Putting the videos in the top drawer⎯⎯ Traditional in all cultures as belonging to the girl friend⎯⎯ Is not burying them. It’s advertising them.

To see more advice from E. Jean visit Elle Magazine and AskEJean.com

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