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Where Do You Stand? Cutesy Names For Your Private Parts

DearSugar — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0700

I'd like to think I know a thing or two about sex and erogenous zones on males and females, but over the weekend I heard a new term that made me scratch my head - sweater kittens. For those of you in the dark with me, it's an affectionate nickname for a woman's breasts. You can use your imagination as to why they're called that, but it got me thinking about using cutesy names for your private parts. A friend of mine calls a guy's business "twig and berries," and I've also heard the term "bits and pieces" thrown around. Tell me, are you into using nicknames for your private parts, or do you think it's completely immature?

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Which Slang Word For "Breasts" Bugs You The Most?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:58:42 -0700

Although the idea that Eskimos have many words for "snow" has been debunked, there's no question that there are far too many slang words for "breasts." (Obsessed much, people?)

Victorian Sex Slang: Test Your Vocab

TresSugar — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0800

From high-neck shirts to floor-length skirts, Victorian fashion left much to the imagination. Neo-Puritanical ideals may have dominated polite society, but sex was by no means hard to find. You just needed to talk the talk!

Source: Flickr User Gabriela Camerotti

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War Slang: New Words From US Soldiers

CitizenSugar — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:30:54 -0800

Slang is hard to define, but you know it when you hear it. It's sarcastic and witty (when it's good) and establishes social bonds. War slang is no different, though it serves the additional function of exposing military problems. Slang from earlier wars - skedaddle, triumph, ballistic - has made a home in our vernacular, and now US soldiers in Iraq are playing with words, too. Check out what they're saying:

Splurge: Mocking term for "surge."
Hillbilly armor: Improvised vehicle armor, salvaged from digging through landfills for scrap metal to bolster armor on vehicles.
Sandbox: Iraq
Embrace the suck: The situation is bad; deal with it.
Geardo: The guy who has to have all the latest and greatest gear on his uniform, yet doesn’t know how to use it.

To see the rest, read more.

Fobbits: A play on FOB (Forward Operations Base). It's reserved for base-bound soldiers who rarely get out.
Groundhog Day: Every day of duty in Iraq.
Rummy's Dummies: A derogatory name for the US military under the leadership of former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
Single-digit midget: A member of the armed services who has nine days or less left of duty.
Waxed: To get hit hard or killed.
Weekend warrior: US reservist or National Guard soldier.

None of these sound destined for the everyday, but then I doubt anyone saw "snafu" coming. Though "weekend warrior" could make the argument that it's arrived - if by arrived you mean cliche magazine headlines. But what do you think? Will any of these make it out of the desert?

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Dirty Talk: Do You Know Your Sexy Slang?

TresSugar — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:00:27 -0700

Welcome to sex ed, language arts edition. It's not always easy to talk about sex without resorting to euphemism, so it's no surprise that some of our best slang is sexually charged. Do you know buff from a boff, or boinking from bejonkers? Take my quiz to see if you can go all the way.

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What's The Funniest Slang Term For "Erection"?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 May 2007 01:00:00 -0700

We thought we'd just bypass the "slang for 'penis'" post and go straight to the "slang for erect penis" post. (Oh, and enjoy the picture of David Beckham.) So what do you think--what's the funniest slang term for "erection"?

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What's The Best Slang Word For "Vagina"?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:26:58 -0700

You'd think "vagina" was a dirty word considering all the different slang people use to get around using it. Below are some of the less disgusting and offensive ones. What's the best slang word for "vagina?"

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The Beard (the Other Kind) in Pop Culture

TresSugar — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:28:02 -0800

It's National Beard Month and that doesn't just mean facial hair. Not to us anyway! A whole other beard genre's been growing since the middle of the 20th century - the gay cover-up beard, which is slang for a person of the opposite sex used as a cover for a gay partner. At its best, the beard is mutually beneficial to both partners. At its worst? A life of lies. For a long time the term was as secretive as its roots, but I've been hearing it more and more to describe not only real-life marriages, but also TV and movie couplings.

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The Happiest Hour: 15 Cocktails That Sound Like Sex Slang

TresSugar — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:34:12 -0700

As if the word cocktail isn't bad enough, drink names all sound like bad sex slang if you look at them long enough. And, I don't just mean the obvious ones like Sex on the Beach and Screaming Orgasm! I mean the genre of compulsively disgusting and predictably offensive sex slang that all men who've ever been 17 seem so familiar with. I think it's like required reading in freshman dorms!

Here are 15 drinks to rival the tackiest slang. Who knows, we all might be 17-year-old boys!

Golden Dream
Sheriff of Nottingham
Salty Dog
Cape Codder
Skinny Pirate

To see the other 10 and add your own, read more.

El Presidente
Blackout Grin
Stinger
Harvey Wallbanger
Kensington Court Special
Yorsch
Cactus Jack
Glogg
Evening Prayer
Italian Sunset

What am I missing?

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What's Your Least Favorite Slang Word For Penis?

TresSugar — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:00:00 -0700

I can't figure out if there's simply no word for penis (including penis) that sounds appealing because of what it refers to, or because people keep coming up with nasty slang words for it. All I know is that I could live without some of the following terms.

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