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Flashback: "Ken Lee" on Bulgarian Idol

TresSugar — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:00:00 -0700

Today's International Translation Day, so I figured what better way to celebrate it than to show someone mistranslating a song by simply sounding out the words, the hell with rhyme or reason! This Bulgarian Idol wants to sing Mariah Carey's cover of "I Can't Live (If Living Is Without You)," the actual lyrics be damned. Two points for chutzpah. (If you find something funny and want to share it, join the TrèsSugar humor group Funny Farm and share laughs with fellow readers.)

Eat Your Heart Out, Andrew Lloyd Webber!

GiggleSugar — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0700

You know the scene in My Best Friend's Wedding when the dude pretending to be with Julia Roberts breaks into song while smack in the middle of a speech, and as Hollywood would have it, the whole table joins in? The peeps below made the scene a little less Hollywood and a little more Broadway. They had a fantastic performance, but I wanna know how everyone in attendance at this wedding (even the father of the groom!) had a voice fit for singing. Uh, Twilight Zone much? (Thanks, College Humor!)

TV Host Is All Over Singer

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Not by choice. I have no clue why this chick puts her head on this crooner's chest in the first place, but she does, and when she goes to step away - there's just no escape. While she's trying to subtly yank the hair out of his pendant, or out of her head (whichever comes first), he's thinking that he's a bona fide stud. Talk about a sticky situation . . .

Singing Dog Available for all Your Party Needs

GiggleSugar — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Rhythm, blues, soul - this pup does it all, without any of that beginner barking bullsh*t. He sings in every language, hits all the high notes, and he's got spots. Lotsa sexy spots. For the ladies. So when's your next bachelorette party? Those are his specialty.

Singing Sushi Shows Off Some Raw Talent

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Do kiddies have to be coaxed into eating sushi in Japan? I wouldn't think so, but if the aim of this live-action, singing sushi show is to persuade peeps to push their palates in the raw direction, then this is a gamble. I personally don't want to see the contents of my meal get up and into a chorus line, but the personification of uncooked food is a widespread marketing trend nowadays. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)

Monday Morning Pick-Me-Ugh!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:00:00 -0700

Having a lousy morning? Join the club. But I've found a remedy for those of us with a case of the Mondays. Play the following song, smile, and repeat. Play the following song, smile, and . . . duck!

"Batman" Is Having a Midlife Maturity Crisis

GiggleSugar — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:00:00 -0700

It's painfully obvious that Batman's wife left him cuz he's an emotionally underdeveloped tool with the hobbies and interests of a small child. If this tone-deaf rendition of "Patience" by Guns 'n' Roses was intended to bring this manchild's lost love back, then our downtrodden hero needs to hop in his batmobile and ride off into the Gotham City sunset - cuz it's so over.

Miss Chiquita Banana Has a One Meow Mind

GiggleSugar — Tue, 27 May 2008 01:00:00 -0700

When she's not gluing eyes onto pieces of fruit and playing with her food, she's loving up on Wilbur here and meowing like a damn broken record. Miss Chiquita Banana has officially gone off the deep end. And I'm a big fan.

Flashback: Baaaaad '70s Music

GiggleSugar — Mon, 19 May 2008 09:55:49 -0700

Or is it really that baaaaad? Consider all the repetitive pop music out nowadays and then listen to this little ditty from the '70s. Same difference. By today's standards, this song has what it takes to become a chart-topping hit: easy lyrics, a catchy chorus, no vocal talent whatsoever, and enough animal role-playing to make it big-time sexytime. I can hear it on TRL already.

Remember Miss Chiquita Banana?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 May 2008 03:00:00 -0700

She's a little older, but still straight up bonkers about bananas. You'd think the lady's fruit fetish would have let up by now, but it's only gotten worse. Not only does she sing the praises of her fave fruit, she adds big, beady eyes to its freckled exterior and creates a chorus of mouthless, banana backup singers. I suppose this is why they say life only gets better after age 60. Looks like a good time to me . . .