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He Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

"You're making yourself cry. So I'm sorry . . . I'm sorry you've made yourself cry."
- Spencer Pratt

This is King Douche's idea of an apology. Surprise, Surprise. In this week's episode of The Hills, Pratt made his sister tear up - or rather, she made herself tear up - and the DB had the ~~heart~~ nerve to console her with this backhanded, smartass apology. No hug. No "thank you for letting me indefinitely move in, mope around, and douche up your condo." No decency whatever. Leave it to Spence to make a simple "I'm sorry" sound crass, crude, and offensive. Help! My skin. It's crawling.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.

Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse? Not so much. In fact, "douchebag" should be used as often as necessary, i.e. a lot.

Here's the vid with Kelly's response. She's one of many celebrities who were asked by Britain's Channel 4 to reveal their fave cuss words. Warning: This vid is NSFW. Unlike Kelly, most celebs picked the naughtiest of the nastiest words out there. Prepare your sensibilities.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

InTouch Weekly reported that, when asked about her recent weight loss, Tara Reid replied, "I was filming in the middle of nowhere, and my hotel room had no room service. So when I wanted to eat, it was difficult."

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He Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents. An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother." - Dr. Phil in People Magazine in response to Britney Spears gone wild and her 16-year-old sister getting pregnant.

"Dedicated," maybe - but "great"? Didn't Lynne sell Jamie Lynn's sad story to OK! Magazine for a hefty sum? Yeah, I thought so.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:02:00 -0800

"I almost got Hello Kitty on my wrist. Then I thought, How am I going to explain that to my grandchildren?"

- Porn mogul Jenna Jameson in this month's Allure, on whether or not there were tattoos she was glad she didn't get. (Because explaining the whole porn acting history is much easier?)

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:32:17 -0800

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," Paris Hilton was quoted as saying about Indian elephants.

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He Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:00:00 -0700

"Well, I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor at least, and president if possible." - Spencer Pratt

Good luck getting that popular vote, Spence! I think homeboy is a little too douchey (even for the political arena) to make a name for himself beyond reality television. For more about Spencer's delusional ambitions, strangely proud grandma, and defense of Heidi, read his interview with Radar here.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:00:00 -0700

"I'm trying to get a Hummer one designed." - Paris Hilton, on purchasing a hybrid vehicle.

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They Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:00:00 -0700

"Apparently, Lindsay wasn't even sure whose clothes she was wearing." - Gina Glickman, Lohan family insider, on Lindsay's coke-filled pockets at the time of her arrest.

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She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 May 2007 02:00:00 -0700

"Butterflies are always following me, everywhere I go." - Mariah Carey

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