"My body feels like it is asking to reproduce, to have a huge belly and carry babies."
— Shakira, in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, about feeling her biological clock ticking. You won't see her get married any time soon, though.
This Shakira impersonator must be making the reality show rounds cuz I swear I saw her act on "America's (Not) Got Talent" a few weeks ago and it didn't disappoint in a freak show sort of way. So here she is auditioning mopping the floors for "El Factor X." Her hips do lie (unfortunately), so consider yourself warned.