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Humor
1 The Whale Tail Strikes Again!
Wedding
2 Have Your Cake and Blow It, Too
School
3 Some Perv Wrote a Textbook
Wedding
4 Dressed to Ill: Bridal Edition
Cats
5 I'm Officially Uncomfortable
Humor
6 Attention Shoppers: Flasher in Aisle 3
Humor
7 Catcalling Construction Boys Get Punk'd
Humor
8 XXX-Rated Answer on The Newlywed Game
Sex
9 Saturday Morning Cartoon: Safe Sex In Mario Land
Humor
10 Can't We All Just Get a Thong?
Poll
11 Was This Banned Ad Too Naughty For TV?
Humor
12 A Care Package From Mom
Furniture
13 Product of the Day: Upholstered Vajayjay
Humor
14 The Little Mermaid Gone Wild (NSFW)
Humor
15 It's Austin Powers, Baby!
Humor
16 Wrestler Thinks He's Being Subtle
Humor
17 Mom Is Santa?!
Humor
18 A Commercial Only A Dirty Mind Can Appreciate
I asked the ladies at the Sugar HQs what their favorite sexy-sleazy songs were. You know what I'm talking about: Sexy + Cheesy = Sexy-Sleazy. With lyrics that make you blush (the late '80s and the early '90s were a special time, no?), the Sexy Sleazy Sampler below is sure to get you in the mood for Valentine's Day. You can see which one's my favorite — what's your favorite sexy sleazy song? Read more
A new trend is to stuff Baby's First Photo Album with pics of Mom and Pop embracing each other while posing near topless in blue jeans. Nothing out-of-bounds is exposed, and the point is to show off Mom's beautiful baby bump, but is Dad's chest hair (or lack thereof, in the pic below) really necessary? Is this style of photography sweet and honest, or plain ol' inappropriate? You tell me. Read more
Good photography is all about finding the right angle. Thanks, College Humor Read more
Don't let Granny fool you. She may act all surprised, but she put this item on her birthday wish list. It's a far cry from a set of knitting needles, but it'll make her happy. In the end. (Thanks, College Humor!) Read more
During a recent press conference, the CEO of the European airline Ryanair was asked to distinguish the difference between economy and business class on their new transcontinental flights. I always thought business class passengers paid the big bucks to get wider seats, real silverware, and warm napkins — but I guess I was mistaken. There are a couple more "perks" thrown in for good measure Read more
That's right: a giant fortune cookie! And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body. Hee-hee. (If super-sexy lawnscapes are more your thing, click here.) View 5 Photos › Photo 1 Photo 2 Photo 3 Photo 4 Photo Read more
Don't act like you don't know what they're talking about. Source Read more
Always have a back-up method of birth control. Source Read more
Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake? Source Read more
This CNN host was all grins, giggles, and flattery when she pitched the show over to the news correspondent on location. But instead of directing our attention to the reporter, she sent us flying headlong into the wonderful world of produce aisle boob slang. It was an honest accident, I'm sure. Read more
