Sprite Wants Us to Think It Tastes Like a Bodily Fluid


Updated 06/24/10 8:57 AM · Posted by TresSugar · 23 comments

Sprite Oral Sex Ad Banned In Germany (VIDEO)

With all the sexually-charged commercials out there, I thought dirty ad executives could shock me no more. Well a proposed German commercial for Sprite has managed to upset my sensibilities once again by combining oral sex, a desire for Sprite, and a climactic finish. The ad crosses the line from racy to pornographic. Creating a controversial commercial that ended up banned in Germany does Read more

WTF?!


Updated 03/21/09 8:08 PM · Posted by · 7 comments

WTF?!

Is there a Lorena Bobbit bob-for-severed-penises equivalent? Because if there isn't, ladies of Japan, you can take my idea. It's free. Source Read more

Steve Wood: Douchebag of the Day


Updated 03/04/09 12:57 PM · Posted by · 14 comments

Steve Wood from Tough Love Is a Douchebag

Meet Steve Wood from VH1's groan-inducing new reality show Tough Love. He describes himself as a "master matchmaker" and says that you need him; I figure women need this guy like they need a hole in their heads. Describing single women with contempt as "desperate, delusional, and baby hungry," you'd have to be clinically insane to take this douche's advice. I'm pretty sick of this, "Hey, stupid Read more

Should Spirit Air Continue to Run These Ads?


Updated 01/29/09 6:40 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Spirit Air's Sexist Advertising

"Ultra low-cost" Spirit Air doesn't offer complimentary snacks, drinks or checked bags — but they sure can serve up some offensive advertising! Pilots, flight attendants, and reps from the Association of Flight Attendants are wishing they'd pull their risqué ads, which use double entrendres that refer to female flight attendants' body parts and loose sexuality. Their ads have invited customers Read more

Ewww!


Updated 12/23/08 7:00 PM · Posted by · 7 comments

Slang Terms For Vagina

Many moons ago, I posted a poll on the best slang words for vagina. By many moons ago, I'm talking almost two years ago. It still shows up in traffic reports, which means that people dudes must be checking it out still. Why am I telling you all this? Because this hilarious Yahoo Questions post includes one of the slang terms I refused to put on the list. I'll let someone else gross you out with Read more

Remember Ladies, There's a Reason We Had a Feminist Movement!


Updated 11/22/08 6:06 AM · Posted by · 7 comments

Vintage Hostess Sno-Balls Ad

Not that everything's perfect now, but holy freaking crap! Let's just draw a woman's hot body, decapitate her, and add on the product we're selling where her head used to be (in this case, Hostess Sno-Balls), and continue our sexist ad in the writing below, because the picture doesn't quite say enough! (I'm suddenly having a craving for a well-stacked, cream-filled leggy Sno-Ball! Not.) View 2 Read more

Headline of the Day


Updated 11/19/08 12:00 PM · Posted by · 7 comments

Headline of the Day

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Ruh Roh!


Updated 11/11/08 8:54 AM · Posted by · 8 comments

Ruh Roh!

This woman is doing nothing for mankind's theory about women drivers. Let's just say I'm glad I wasn't at this convenience store when she was "driving away." In her defense, maybe she thought it was Opposite Day? Read more

Flashback: Arrid Fights Your "Sex Perspiration"


Updated 11/11/08 7:56 PM · Posted by · 4 comments

Flashback: Arrid Fights Your "Sex Perspiration"

I wonder if the physiology info in this 1963 Arrid ad still holds water. Basically, it says that women have two kinds of perspiration, one from physical exertion, and the other from, well, horniness. (The kind Arrid takes care of.) It seems to me they were just banking on the shame of women who didn't want anyone to see that their sexuality was showing. "You don't wanna be a sweaty ho, do you Read more

Suggestive Much?


Updated 10/24/08 7:01 PM · Posted by · 10 comments

Cadbury Flake Candy Bar Commercial Featuring Fellating Spokesmodel

What's the opposite of subliminal advertising? In-your-face "our product is like a penis that this pretty lady really likes" advertising. Never heard of it? Just watch all the old Cadbury Flake ads and you'll see what I mean. Wow. Read more