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GiggleSugar — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0700

When college students say they need to "hit the books," is this what they mean?

Girl Crush of the Day: Isabella Rossellini

GiggleSugar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0700

The divine Isabella Rossellini is not only beautiful (getting genes from Ingrid Bergman didn't hurt) and talented (Blue Velvet, anyone?), but also totally offbeat and funny. Here she is on the Sundance Channel's second installment of its Green Porno series telling us about the fascinating sex life of the limpet sea creature.

Get a load of this: The limpet (a sequential hermaphrodite) starts off sexless. Then it turns female. Next, it's joined by another sexless limpet that turns male. (Are you still with me?) They mate, the female dies, and then the male closest to her turns female himself. Wow. Honestly, Isabella could read the directions on a shampoo bottle and I would be rapt in fascination. And note, all ye who think you need to Botox, lift, and collagen your way into beauty after 40 - this is what gorgeous after forty looks like. (Click here to watch more awesome Green Porno videos.)

Awkward!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:00 -0700

I'm not sure if fan mail is what you really want outside your hotel room. But hey, anything goes in Vegas!

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Flashback: Judy the Inflatable Love Maid

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:13:50 -0700

I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message. "The most amazing, realistic and life-like companion you'll ever own!" "Just fill her with air and her body responds to your every touch." I love how one of Judy's attributes is that she's "accommodating." Talk about an understatement! When I look at Judy, I can't help but see, not this hottie with the taped on apron (which would totally come in handy for those frying-bacon-in-the-nude days I have occasionally), but rather Dennis Hopper's love doll in the creepfest River's Edge. Eeek! If you'd like to check out the entire ad, read more.

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Product of the Day: Comma Sutra T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

Even word nerds need to get their sexy on now and then. Here's the perfect t-shirt aphrodisiac. Kama Sutra positions illustrated by little commas! Adorable.

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Another Emo Masterpiece by Jon Lajoie

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:20:00 -0700

Anguished, emotional, and philosophical - are you sure it's Jon Lajoie, you ask? It's a departure, yes, but much like Dylan went electric, or Beck stopped being ironic (briefly), every singer has his transitional moments. I wipe a tear as I type this.

Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You

GiggleSugar — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 07:00:00 -0700

It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could. Only, he couldn't. Sad.

How to Be the Psycho Girlfriend He'll Tell His Friends About

GiggleSugar — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:00:00 -0700

Take notes, cuz this woman's a pro. And be sure to watch til the end. That's when it gets good.

Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:10:00 -0800

Some relationship expert was gushing about how affectionate the Obamas are with each other. (Seriously, it is very cute. We should all be so lucky to be that in love.) Her unfortunate choice of words at a certain point, however, erased the romantic image we have of them and invoked some hardcore porn images. Bow chickawow-wow!

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:15:00 -0800

Is this what I have to look forward to in middle age?

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