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The Muppets Are So Seinfeld

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:30:00 -0700

It's been lingering in the back of my mind for a long time now. Could we just replace each of the Seinfeld characters with muppets? I know. I know. You're thinking the show would lose its mundane charm if we turn Jerry, Elaine, and George into puppets. (Kramer is another story.) The muppets are all novelty; they couldn't pull off "nothingness" if they tried. Well, not so fast! Here's a little something of nothing . . .

Seinfeld Takes Himself Too Seriously

GiggleSugar — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:42:51 -0800

Touchy much? Larry King asks a simple question (after all, it is his job) and Jerry, in all his Seinfeld glory, gets a little peeved. Yes Jerry, we get it: Seinfeld was the greatest television sitcom ever known to man, dinosaur, and even Mr. Blobby. We all get it.

Chip Dipping 101

GiggleSugar — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0700

...But don't dare double dip. It's unsanitary and selfish. George Constanza learned this lesson the hard way. That is, if he learned the lesson at all. (Nothing better than a classic "Seinfeld" moment to feed your Monday morning neurosis! Office lunch platter, anyone?)

Comedian Takes On Every Seinfeld Character

GiggleSugar — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:00:00 -0700

Frank Caliendo (from TBS's upcoming "Frank TV") impersonates every Seinfeld character pretty darn well--even Elaine! If I didn't know it, I really would have mistaken him for good 'ole George 20 years down the line! See for yourself.

Jim Carrey As Seinfeld

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:00:00 -0700

"Seinfeld" has been criticized for its white-washing of New York City. On the rare occasion a non-white was on the show, that person was a gross stereotype. "In Living Color" fixes this problem with...more stereotypes. Only, this time, these stereotypes kick Jerry's ass. (Gotta love Jim Carrey.)

Kramer & Seinfeld Discuss Marriage

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:02:00 -0700

While women are out finding gowns, buying cakes, and going psycho, is this what their male counterparts are doing? Trying to talk each other out of this "man-made prison" called marriage?

Elaine Really Can't Dance

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:00:00 -0700

This is an oldie, but goodie. Seinfeld's Elaine makes a stupid toast at a party, and then makes a fool of herself dancing like a spaz. Classic.

America's Next Top George?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:00:00 -0700

Eat your heart out, Tyra--Georgie Boy Costanza is in the house! Scared yet? Chill out. Creepy camera boy Kramer has it all under control and assures him that this will be "tasteful." Hmm... With a four-eyed, moobalicious, knee-sock wearing model, I don't know if "tasteful" is how I'd describe this!

Who Has the Worst "Moobs"?

GiggleSugar — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:36:51 -0800

According to a BBC article, more and more men are seeking breast-reduction surgery. Whether you call them man boobs ("moobs") or man cans, they've become enough of a problem that one London hospital has cited a 50% increase in patients seeking to remove their obstreperous man breasts. Apparently, Seinfeldian "bros" or "manziers" are not the solution. So we at GiggleSugar, seeking to balance the obsessive attention paid to women's bodies, have decided to ask you, who has the worst "moobs"?

Seinfeld: Message Machine Musical

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:33:07 -0800

Another Seinfeld moment featuring my favorite answering machine remix of all time - the Jingle George Rock. It's music to my ears, I tell ya. Bottom line: Friends don't let friends go public with bad singing.