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Flashback: The Superficial Friends

GiggleSugar — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:00:00 -0800

The superhero group The Superficial Friends is made up of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen Twins. In this episode, they find themselves lured into the lair of diabolical fanboy Harry Knowles (the awful writer from Ain't It Cool News). First, he threatens to write a bad review of Lindsay's latest film, and then reveals he just wants to turn them into love slaves. How do they get out of it? Nicole choke holds one bad guy with her thighs, Lindsay's breasts beat up another guy, and one of the Olsens turns into Bob Saget. Genius, just genius.

Flashback: Foghorn Leghorn and the Tiny Chicken Hawk

GiggleSugar — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0800

I always loved this little loud-mouthed chicken hawk, Henery Hawk. (Yes, that's how it's spelled.) No one would let him catch a chicken, but he was totally determined. With his New Yawk accent ("I'm gonna get my fuyst chicken today, and dat's dat!") and punkass ways, he always won over peeps like Foghorn Leghorn ("I say, my boy, I say. . ."), who dismissed him for his size. Man, these were violent, though! Everyone's gettin' brained by that little guy!

Alice in Wonderland Song Remix = Trippy

GiggleSugar — Sat, 31 May 2008 01:00:00 -0700

I thought the soundtrack to this was Bjork, until I read the YouTube commentary. It's an electronic piece called "Alice," 90 percent of which is composed using sounds from Disney's Alice in Wonderland. If you want to download it, click here. Kudos to the composer/remixer, and off to Netflix I am to put this beautiful film in my queue!

Saturday Morning Cartoon: American Ap-perv-el

GiggleSugar — Sat, 24 May 2008 02:00:00 -0700

American Apparel is a glorified T-shirt shop that's made a name for itself by providing the highest quality ~~advertising~~ amateur porn around. While this is no secret, what goes on behind the scenes of AA's operation is anyone's guess. Where does Dov Charney, CEO and Raunchmaster Extraordinaire, find his hungover, semiconscious "models" anyway? And what's with all the spandex? And if the fulfillment of the "American Dream" boils down to sex and T-shirts, then - why am I not surprised? (For more, check out American Apparel's Next Top Model.)

Saturday Morning Cartoon: The Superficial Friends

GiggleSugar — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins are back to fight off the culprit who's spreading crabs all over Hollywood. And just who is Captain Crabs? He's none other than Wilmer Valderrama from That '70s Show. Dude is on a mission to spread the crabbers like crazy so everyone who's anyone can only sleep with him. He's already infected Lohan - that one time, at a truck stop - but can The Superficial Friends crack his shell and save their fellow skanks from venereal damnation?

Saturday Morning Cartoon: He-Man Talks Harassment

GiggleSugar — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0700

The great thing about He-Man, besides the animated bod, was the moral he had for every story. He ended every episode with an important message for the kids watching at home. Jerry Springer much? But He-Man did it with class - that is, with one finger pointed in an accusatory manner at the home viewers and the other hand on his hip. While wearing nothing but underwear. And a bobbed blond wig.

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Batman and Robin On the Chase

GiggleSugar — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Holy Manhole! "In the name of decent citizens everywhere," stop and watch the dynamic duo fight crime and take time to unrealistically abide by street safety rules. You'd think their stalling would work against them, but thanks to the convenient manhole located smack in the middle of street, the Joker ain't the last one laughing and the crime fighting goody-goodies effortlessly save the day! Bwahahahaha!

Saturday Morning Cartoon: I Get Maaaaad!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0800

It's really no wonder why folks want to tug on this goat's chin fringe and light explosive firecrackers under his arse. He's goin' around terrorizing the crap (literally) outta talkative, friendly birds and guilt-tripping pigs into depriving themselves of their own ice cream cones. Are we a moody manipulator much? But Sesame Street deems it OK for this punk to be getting maaaaad 'bout every darn little thing in his day. I don't get it.

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Maraka!

GiggleSugar — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0800

Dora the Explorer has a "bad seed" in the fam and her name is Maraka. Girlfriend is a Spanglish-speaking, foul-mouthed little spitfire who engages in Dora's signature question-and-pause-pause-pause-for-answer games. But Maraka's questions are different from Dora's. I drew the line when she asked how to check for a hernia. ¿Como se dice "punk" en español?

Saturday Morning Cartoon: An All-Star Cewebrity Tribute

GiggleSugar — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:00:00 -0700

This cartoon is jam-packed with viral video and pop culture references. Can you keep up? Use it to determine just how internet savvy you are. If you're as familiar with these folks as I am, then perhaps you need to get out more. Either that, or your day job is severely suffering. (Or maybe you're just a die-hard GiggleSugar enthusiast, and there's no harm in that!)