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Deconstructing Fabio

GiggleSugar — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:00:00 -0800

From the covers of Harlequin Romances to the television screens of America and beyond. Fabio of the golden tresses and the freakishly cut chest was a mystery when he busted onto the scene. Let's eavesdrop as such luminaries as porn star Ron Jeremy and Roseanne Barr attempt to figure out what makes Fabio tick. . .

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:30:00 -0700

To get kids to shy away from pornography, a porn patrol group staged this puppet show involving "Pete the Porno Puppet" and, of all people, Ron Jeremy-- porn star extraordinaire. In the show, Ron instructs Pete to keep his puppet paws off of dirty mags and vids and although Ron seems sincere, he uses big words that kids won't understand and drops the word "sex" as many times as possible. I don't know about you, but I'm confused...

Ron Jeremy: The Next Little Superstar?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:45:00 -0700

Apparently, we're not the only ones in love with Little Superstar because many wannabes have hopped aboard the party train, including former porn star Ron Jeremy. Yikes! All of a sudden, I'm not laughing anymore. Excuse me while I go vomit.

Dish! What Weird Spammer Names Have You Gotten?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

I just checked my email today and, naturally, I received spam. Although I didn't open it up, the spam name made me laugh out loud. It was from Romaine Huckabone. He just wanted to say, "Hi." I'm sure he also wanted to sell me some Viagra, Soma pills, or some penis enlargement product. (Thanks, Romaine, I'm good.) Or maybe he's friends with Tony E. Grubbs, who is concerned that I need to "Halt credit harassment now." Here are some other people I don't know who are concerned for my well-being. When you're done reading, please share some weird spam names you've received!

Luther Mendez - european online pharmacies
Rosario Kaufman - learn how to play roulette
Venal - bigger is better
Guadalupe Santillanes - hey
Tamekia Focht- hi
Randy Maloney - Why you're so unhappy with your size laity
Haifa - ron jeremy recommends
May Bates - No problems keeping it up with viagra
Jeremiah Santos - dating for sex addicts
Miguel Hoover - cheap rolex,omega,etc.... Dsnaftvyuvoikrcgmyxa
Jordan Frank - we are positive we can get you laid tn5

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X-Rated Brady Bunch?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:30:00 -0800

Noooooo! I know that the behind-the-scenes Brady's weren't as perfect and cute as they seemed on television. (Greg smoked pot, Mr. Brady was a closeted-gay man, and Greg - you, again! - and Mrs. Brady may have gone on a date.) Still, people, a Brady porno, with Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher?! Groooooss.