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This Is Why I Don't Have a Facebook Page

GiggleSugar — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:15:00 -0800

Cuz I'd get poked by fools with Cheeto dust all over their faces who get mad that I'm not pokin' back. I'm online too much as it is!

Rapper Inspired Math

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

What if Snoop and Jay-Z were math teachers back in grade school? What if DJ Unk taught algebra, and Fat Joe taught linear equations? What if rap music inspired word problems? Well, wonder no more.

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Where Not To Host Your Kid's B-Day Party

GiggleSugar — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Showbiz Pizza provides animatronic entertainment for kids in the form of The Rock-afire Explosion. When I was a kid, this robot band sang horrendous songs while looking slightly possessed and bobbing their heads unrhythmically. But the times, they are a changing...

A Monday Musical Interlude!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:30:00 -0700

Set the choreography of Bob Fosse to Unk's "Walk It Out," and you got a perfect match. Who knew? Now if only I could say the same about the brightly colored, polyester pantsuits these women are thrusting about in. And I kept waiting for them to "fly it out" with the serious sleeves they're sporting, but that would've ended all the fun too soon-- so flap on ladies, flap on! (Thanks, This Just In...!)

The 50 Cent Orchestra

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:52:34 -0700

You won't find him "In Da Club" these days, but taking charge of The National Symphony in this commercial. Has 50 Cent refined his taste in tunes? Or has he orchestrated a new way to experience classical music? Hint: Once an OG, always an OG. (Thanks, Best Week Ever!)

Fast Food Rap

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:12:53 -0700

If you want evidence of the decline of civilization, look no further than this video. Two guys in a fast food drive-thru freestyle rap their junk food orders to a surprisingly patient crew inside, who seem to be able to catch only basic words here and there. "We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle, for rizzle my mizzle extra salt on the frizzle..." I have a vague idea of what that means--but "hizzle" has me stumped. Anyone?

Cupid Raps Up A Hard Day's Work

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:00:00 -0800

Cupid can't dance, but he sure can rap! And I'm warning you now, his rhymes reveal some major anger issues, which would be fine...if the overgrown cherub didn't insist on carrying that bow-and-arrow around all the damn time. Watch. Your. Back.

Vanilla Ice Ice Penguins!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0800

Last week, we watched Gollum and Smeagol, of Lord Of The Rings, get slugged with the Barry White bat. This week, the Ice Age penguins get hit with the thugly stick- but it's all good, cuz they know how to "walk it out."

Raptastic Rosie Spooks Barbara

GiggleSugar — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:00:00 -0800

FYI, Barb: Body language speaks louder than false words or nervous giggles, so your scooch away from Rosie on the couch makes it screamingly apparent that her rap 'n wiggle is freaking you out. Just give up the act and go ballistic on her already!

Natalie Portman Gets Raptastically Real

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:02:00 -0800

She's a charmer, that Natalie Portman, that is, when she's not cussing, and getting high, and cheating, and drinking while driving, and fighting, and screaming, and throwing crap all over the place. Yeah, she's a real sweetheart.