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It's the Rapping Flight Attendant!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:00:00 -0700

OK, this is well and good, dude. You're awesome. But can I have something besides peanuts, please?

The Preggo Shuffle

GiggleSugar — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:00:00 -0800

The "Prego Shuffle," eh? Don't you guys mean "preggo" or "preggers"? I thought Prego was a brand of spaghetti sauce. In any case, no rap song should ever, ever include the words "waddle" or "Kegel." Although, I bet a preggo MIA could get away with this! That's because she rules.

Design Code Rap

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0700

This is one of the dryest rap songs I've ever heard. I love "Poetic Prophet," though. I may have to look him up if I need my website designed, but not if I'm hosting a party and need a performer to get them on the dance floor. Unless "AOL" references make people wanna get down. Yeah, not so much.

Sexy Beast of the Day: Average Homeboy Blazin' Hazen

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:00:00 -0800

A few of you were puzzled yesterday when taking our Valentine's Day giveaway quiz: who the blaze is Blazin' Hazen? Well - long story short - he was a wannabe rapper in 1990 when he made the following demo. He may have already been an Internet sensation by the time we found him, but we like to think of him as our very own. He's a homeboy, def. But "average"? Hardly.

A Regular Everyday Normal Guy Rap

GiggleSugar — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0800

In the tired nerdy-white-guy-rapping genre, this stands out to me somehow. I think it's because the lyrics rule and comedian Jon LaJoie adds "motherf*cker" to the end of really lame proclamations. That and because he raps about his pet cat, and Giggle likes the cat men!

Thanks, eBaum's World!

Rapper Says: I'm Bi-Curious

GiggleSugar — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 13:40:50 -0700

Rappers are pretty notorious for cartoon-like displays of machismo. So it's a bit refreshing to hear rapping from a guy who claims he's bi-curious, or curious about bisexuality. AC/DC, bi-coastal, swinging both ways--whatever you want to call it, you all probably know some women who find other women hot. But dudes who are otherwise "straight"? I know none. (Matthew McConaughey and Justin Timberlake--it's all your fault!)

Dumbasses Of The Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:30:00 -0700

Who can deny the addictive yumminess of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's one of the best cereals out there, but does it really need its own rap song? I guess if a blah cereal like Rice Krispies has the Snap, Crackle and Pop trio to boast of its morning flava, then why can't CTC have these dumbasses? After all, they're just "keepin' it (ce)real." (Thanks, College Humor!)

Kids Busted For Airing Homemade Music Vid at School

GiggleSugar — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:00:00 -0800

A group of Cleveland teenage boys hijacked their school announcements and instead aired a homemade music video for all to see. The vid involved rapping, aluminum foil grillz, and a bootylicious go-go dancer. Almost all of them got suspended- but, for what? They did a darn good job of waking everyone up. This story has been the talk of the school, the town, and the Internet. We don't give points for effort and creativity anymore?

Rapper Inspired Math

GiggleSugar — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

What if Snoop and Jay-Z were math teachers back in grade school? What if DJ Unk taught algebra, and Fat Joe taught linear equations? What if rap music inspired word problems? Well, wonder no more.

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Vanilla Ice Ice Penguins!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0800

Last week, we watched Gollum and Smeagol, of Lord Of The Rings, get slugged with the Barry White bat. This week, the Ice Age penguins get hit with the thugly stick- but it's all good, cuz they know how to "walk it out."