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It's the Rapping Flight Attendant!
OK, this is well and good, dude. You're awesome. But can I have something besides peanuts, please?
The Preggo Shuffle
The "Prego Shuffle," eh? Don't you guys mean "preggo" or "preggers"? I thought Prego was a brand of spaghetti sauce.
Design Code Rap
This is one of the dryest rap songs I've ever heard. I love "Poetic Prophet," though. I may have to look him up if I need my website designed, but not if I'm hosting a party and need a performer to get them on the dance floor.
Sexy Beast of the Day: Average Homeboy Blazin' Hazen
A few of you were puzzled yesterday when taking our Valentine's Day giveaway quiz: who the blaze is Blazin' Hazen? Well — long story short — he was a wannabe rapper in 1990 when he made the following demo. He may have already been an Internet sensation by the time we found him, but we like to think of him as our very own.A Regular Everyday Normal Guy Rap
In the tired nerdy-white-guy-rapping genre, this stands out to me somehow. I think it's because the lyrics rule and comedian Jon LaJoie adds "motherf*cker" to the end of really lame proclamations. That and because he raps about his pet cat, and Giggle likes the cat men!
Rapper Says: I'm Bi-Curious
Rappers are pretty notorious for cartoon-like displays of machismo. So it's a bit refreshing to hear rapping from a guy who claims he's bi-curious, or curious about bisexuality. AC/DC, bi-coastal, swinging both ways--whatever you want to call it, you all probably know some women who find other women hot.
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Dumbasses Of The Day
Who can deny the addictive yumminess of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's one of the best cereals out there, but does it really need its own rap song? I guess if a blah cereal like Rice Krispies has the Snap, Crackle and Pop trio to boast of its morning flava, then why can't CTC have these dumbasses?
Kids Busted For Airing Homemade Music Vid at School
A group of Cleveland teenage boys hijacked their school announcements and instead aired a homemade music video for all to see. The vid involved rapping, aluminum foil grillz, and a bootylicious go-go dancer. Almost all of them got suspended— but, for what?
Rapper Inspired Math
What if Snoop and Jay-Z were math teachers back in grade school? What if DJ Unk taught algebra, and Fat Joe taught linear equations? What if rap music inspired word problems?
Vanilla Ice Ice Penguins!
Last week, we watched Gollum and Smeagol, of Lord Of The Rings, get slugged with the Barry White bat. This week, the Ice Age penguins get hit with the thugly stick- but it's all good, cuz they know how to "walk it out."
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