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Cute Alert: Baby Raccoons Rescued From Vending Machine
Who doesn't love a good baby raccoon rescue story? (Especially since they get a little frightening when they grow up.) Somehow, a pair of raccoon-lets got stuck in a vending machine and some concerned citizens got a cute man in a huge cowboy hat to get them out. Now these babies can grow up to destroy people's attics, trespass via doggie doors and steal your pet's food, and terrorize adults in suburbia by walking around in raccoon gangs!
Cute Alert: Raccoon Plays the Harp
Raccoons don't have a lot of chances to be considered cute, seeing as we usually run into them when they're rooting through our garbage, destroying our homes, or staring us straight in the eyes in their unnerving way. So it's with pleasure that I present you with this harp-playing water sprinkler-playing raccoon. And I must say his technique is quite marvelous.
Raccoon House Party!
All work (i.e. destroying people's houses and attacking their pets) and no play makes Rocky Raccoon a dull boy. (Also, am I seeing things or are those raccoons in the middle making out?)
Thanks, Neatorama!
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A Raccoon Burglar!
Dog doors are dangerous things. Even a house in the safest of neighborhoods cannot protect itself from a wild creature that wants to enjoy the comforts of the great indoors. Take this curious neighborhood raccoon, for example.
Punkass Raccoon Loves Kitchen Walls
Almost as much as he loves NUT-ricious almonds. (And yes, voiceover dude, this "bitch did f*ck up your house, good.")
Raccoon Won't Take "No" For an Answer
A little puddle play, anyone? Our fearless friend seems cool with the camera in his face at first, but when he starts with the creepy hand wringing, you know trouble's brewing. Either that, or a rousing game of tug-of-war.
Raccoon Loves Caramel
The animal lover behind the camera took in this furry little guy, who was sick and close to death, and nursed him back to good health. Before long, our masked bandit was on the prowl and found — jackpot! — a handful of ooey-gooey caramel candy.
Back Off, Beyotches!
Ninja raccoon will eff you up bad.
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And The Parent Of The Year Award Goes To...
I'm confused. Are these wild animals being fed by the kid...or the dad?
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Grab Bag: Hello Kitty Undies For Men — For Reals?!
- Hello Kitty underwear for men? WRONG! — Urlesque
- Deluded losers and angry a-holes.
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