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Raccoon House Party!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:00:00 -0700

All work (i.e. destroying people's houses and attacking their pets) and no play makes Rocky Raccoon a dull boy. (Also, am I seeing things or are those raccoons in the middle making out?)

Thanks, Neatorama!

Cute Alert: Baby Raccoons Rescued From Vending Machine

TresSugar — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:00:00 -0700

Who doesn't love a good baby raccoon rescue story? (Especially since they get a little frightening when they grow up.) Somehow, a pair of raccoon-lets got stuck in a vending machine and some concerned citizens got a cute man in a huge cowboy hat to get them out. Now these babies can grow up to destroy people's attics, trespass via doggie doors and steal your pet's food, and terrorize adults in suburbia by walking around in raccoon gangs! Sweet.

Punkass Raccoon Loves Kitchen Walls

GiggleSugar — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Almost as much as he loves NUT-ricious almonds. (And yes, voiceover dude, this "bitch did f*ck up your house, good.")

And The Parent Of The Year Award Goes To...

GiggleSugar — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:00:00 -0700

I'm confused. Are these wild animals being fed by the kid...or the dad?

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Raccoon Won't Take "No" For an Answer

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:00:00 -0700

A little puddle play, anyone? Our fearless friend seems cool with the camera in his face at first, but when he starts with the creepy hand wringing, you know trouble's brewing. Either that, or a rousing game of tug-of-war. Or both. With a slap in the face to boot! Ha, ha, ha! (Didn't see that coming, did ya?)

Raccoon Loves Caramel

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:00:00 -0700

The animal lover behind the camera took in this furry little guy, who was sick and close to death, and nursed him back to good health. Before long, our masked bandit was on the prowl and found - jackpot! - a handful of ooey-gooey caramel candy. I doubt this relationship is going to end well . . .

Cute Alert: Raccoon Plays the Harp

GiggleSugar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 11:25:26 -0800

Raccoons don't have a lot of chances to be considered cute, seeing as we usually run into them when they're rooting through our garbage, destroying our homes, or staring us straight in the eyes in their unnerving way. So it's with pleasure that I present you with this ~~harp-playing~~ water sprinkler-playing raccoon. And I must say his technique is quite marvelous. Next stop, Carnegie Hall!

A Raccoon Burglar!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:00:00 -0700

Dog doors are dangerous things. Even a house in the safest of neighborhoods cannot protect itself from a wild creature that wants to enjoy the comforts of the great indoors. Take this curious neighborhood raccoon, for example. He came, saw, and swiped! It's what he took that's so darn baffling...

Back Off, Beyotches!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:02:00 -0800

Ninja raccoon will eff you up bad.

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Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:00:00 -0800

Who doesn't wanna see the presidents of past and present in drag? - eBaum's World
Stop the car. STOP. THE. CAR! - 13gb
Excellent note taker. . .wait, that movie features a Hello Kitty cameo? Awesome. -College Humor
Six Word Memoirs: Hmm, how about . . ."Life is one long viral video"? - NPR
Holy frijoles! It's a deep-fried Mars Bar! - Spluch
Cat tells raccoon to step the eff off! - Boing Boing
Police question child in baguette attack. WTF?! - Spluch
Dolly Parton has back trouble? Get well, doll! - Pretty on the Outside