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Raccoon House Party!

Sep 16, 2008 - All work (i.e. destroying people's houses and attacking their pets) and no play makes Rocky Raccoon a dull boy. (Also, am I seeing things or are those raccoons in the middle making out?) Thanks, Neatorama! - 4 Comments

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Cute Alert: Baby Raccoons Rescued From Vending Machine

Jun 16, 2009 - Who doesn't love a good baby raccoon rescue story? (Especially since they get a little frightening when they grow up.) Somehow, a pair of raccoon-lets got stuck in a vending machine and some concerned citizens got a cute man in a huge cowboy hat to get them out. Now these babies can grow up to destroy people's attics, trespass via doggie doors and steal your pet's food, and terrorize adults in suburbia by walking around in raccoon gangs! - 6 Comments

Punkass Raccoon Loves Kitchen Walls

Sep 02, 2008 - Almost as much as he loves NUT-ricious almonds. (And yes, voiceover dude, this "bitch did f*ck up your house, good.") - 9 Comments

And The Parent Of The Year Award Goes To...

Mar 14, 2007 - I'm confused. Are these wild animals being fed by the kid...or the dad? Source - 7 Comments

Raccoon Won't Take "No" For an Answer

Jun 25, 2008 - A little puddle play, anyone? Our fearless friend seems cool with the camera in his face at first, but when he starts with the creepy hand wringing, you know trouble's brewing. Either that, or a rousing game of tug-of-war. - 6 Comments

Raccoon Loves Caramel

Apr 24, 2008 - The animal lover behind the camera took in this furry little guy, who was sick and close to death, and nursed him back to good health. Before long, our masked bandit was on the prowl and found — jackpot! — a handful of ooey-gooey caramel candy. - 5 Comments

Cute Alert: Raccoon Plays the Harp

Nov 03, 2008 - Raccoons don't have a lot of chances to be considered cute, seeing as we usually run into them when they're rooting through our garbage, destroying our homes, or staring us straight in the eyes in their unnerving way. So it's with pleasure that I present you with this harp-playing water sprinkler-playing raccoon. And I must say his technique is quite marvelous. - 4 Comments

A Raccoon Burglar!

Jul 20, 2007 - Dog doors are dangerous things. Even a house in the safest of neighborhoods cannot protect itself from a wild creature that wants to enjoy the comforts of the great indoors. Take this curious neighborhood raccoon, for example. - 6 Comments