Remember — as this child is hiding behind his friend, clawing at his hair, and then pounding his own head with a stool — that he's at a freaking puppet show! Let's keep him away from Jigsaw as long as we can. I don't think he (or those around him) would survive it! Get Flash to see this player. var so2512351 = new Read more

It is always an exciting afternoon when the FAO Schwarz holiday catalog arrives. While I may still be planning my Halloween activities, it is never too early to sit down and thumb through the book of extravagant toys for children of all ages. This year's edition was filled with massive stuffed animals and a $10,000 military ATV, but what really caught my eye was the new Muppet Whatnot Workshop Read more

Correct me if I'm wrong, but pointing is rude, no? So why is this creepy ass puppet on The Wiggles explicitly instructing our impressionable tykes to point their fingers — up, down, every damn place? (Then there's the question of where this puppet is pointing exactly — down where?) Sesame Street may get a bad rep, but at least Big Bird and the gang aim to teach our kids a little more than how Read more

The same guy who brought you the puppet version of David Hasselhoff drunk now presents the puppet version of the year-old holiday classic, "D*ck in a Box." Mixing puppets with sexy time is so wrong, and it only gets worse when you get a glimpse of JT's puppet incarnation— it pretty much sucks the sexy right out of the singer. Why, puppet master, why?! Read more

Elijah Wood made an appearance on "Yo Gabba Gabba" to teach kids how to do a little jig he calls "The Puppet Master." It resembles something one might do in a group aerobics class, which isn't all too strange. However, there's something about that one-eyed critter in the back row that gives me the heebie-jeebies and makes me feel a little sorry for Elijah. At least we know his success hasn't Read more

We've seen some darn creepy PSAs on the this site, which is why I initially mistook this for the real deal. Thankfully, it's not. I'd never do anything endorsed by this depressed looking dude and his half-dressed, oversized puppet, but I might recommend he make an appointment with a good dentist! And maybe get a day job when he's done. Read more

To get kids to shy away from pornography, a porn patrol group staged this puppet show involving "Pete the Porno Puppet" and, of all people, Ron Jeremy-- porn star extraordinaire. In the show, Ron instructs Pete to keep his puppet paws off of dirty mags and vids and although Ron seems sincere, he uses big words that kids won't understand and drops the word "sex" as many times as possible. I Read more

Did the world really need a puppet version of the depressing video of The Hoff eating a burger off the floor? (Define the word "need.") Read more