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Imagine This Kid at Saw V!
Remember — as this child is hiding behind his friend, clawing at his hair, and then pounding his own head with a stool — that he's at a freaking puppet show! Let's keep him away from Jigsaw as long as we can. I don't think he (or those around him) would survive it!
What the Hell Are Kids Watching?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but pointing is rude, no? So why is this creepy ass puppet on The Wiggles explicitly instructing our impressionable tykes to point their fingers — up, down, every damn place? (Then there's the question of where this puppet is pointing exactly — down where?) Sesame Street may get a bad rep, but at least Big Bird and the gang aim to teach our kids a little more than how to hold their own at a rave.
Junk in a Box: Puppet-Style
The same guy who brought you the puppet version of David Hasselhoff drunk now presents the puppet version of the year-old holiday classic, "D*ck in a Box." Mixing puppets with sexy time is so wrong, and it only gets worse when you get a glimpse of JT's puppet incarnation— it pretty much sucks the sexy right out of the singer. Why, puppet master, why?!
Lord Of The Puppet Strings
Elijah Wood made an appearance on "Yo Gabba Gabba" to teach kids how to do a little jig he calls "The Puppet Master." It resembles something one might do in a group aerobics class, which isn't all too strange. However, there's something about that one-eyed critter in the back row that gives me the heebie-jeebies and makes me feel a little sorry for Elijah.
A Fake PSA Fit To Be A Real PSA
We've seen some darn creepy PSAs on the this site, which is why I initially mistook this for the real deal. Thankfully, it's not. I'd never do anything endorsed by this depressed looking dude and his half-dressed, oversized puppet, but I might recommend he make an appointment with a good dentist!
WTF?!
To get kids to shy away from pornography, a porn patrol group staged this puppet show involving "Pete the Porno Puppet" and, of all people, Ron Jeremy-- porn star extraordinaire. In the show, Ron instructs Pete to keep his puppet paws off of dirty mags and vids and although Ron seems sincere, he uses big words that kids won't understand and drops the word "sex" as many times as possible. I don't know about you, but I'm confused...
David Hasselhoff Drunk: Puppet Edition
Did the world really need a puppet version of the depressing video of The Hoff eating a burger off the floor? (Define the word "need.")
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Product of the Day: Psychoanalysis Finger Puppets
Can't afford therapy? These psychoanalysis finger puppets might be just what the head doctor ordered! Instead of a lunch break, just go to your "happy place" somewhere in the office, pull these things out, tell them your problems, and then see what ol' Freud, daughter Anna, and Jung have to say about it all!
Wherefore Art Thou, Sock Puppet?
Two socks find a perfect match in each other, pair off, go everywhere together, cuddle close in the dirty laundry pile, and get all cleaned up for another go around — over and over again. Until one day, one of them has an unfortunate accident and ends up in the trash. The other gets thrown in a drawer to live all alone for eternity.
Hand Shadow Puppet Show: NSFW
You heard me. Another guy with too much time on his hands has created a very dirty romantic scene between two monkeys--with only light, shadow, and his hands. The time that went into practicing this boggles the mind.
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