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Busted!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Ruh roh! Looks like Mom found somebody's stash. Here comes the maternal rebuke! To see what Mom said, read more.

Huh . . . looks like her only reprimand is to be more careful when doing laundry! Always thinking of the kids.

Cop Calls 911: Pot Brownies Freaking Him Out!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 14 May 2007 02:00:00 -0700

College Humor tells us that the guy calling 911 and freaking out because he ate pot brownies was a cop. Best lines? "Time is going by really, really, really slow" and "Please come...I think we're dying. We made brownies, and I think we're dead." Somewhere, there's a jealous pothead trying to trace this call...

WTF?!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

This ad for the English ramen noodle product, Pot Noodle (click here for one of their naughty ads), shows some guy crooning and dancing about how he wishes girls were more like these noodles: "freeze dried, quick, and done in a jiffy." Interesting. My favorite junk-food snack, nachos, are very much like the dudes I meet: cheap, cheesy, and totally bad for you.

The "High" Price Of Firefighting

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 May 2007 12:58:30 -0700

This firefighter got a whiff or two (or A LOT) of some home grown marijuana while trying to extinguish a house fire. No big deal. It's a perk of the job, right? Well, he made the mistake of giving an on-camera interview shortly thereafter-- high as a kite. Hee, hee, hee.

Flashback: Sonny Bono Does Anti-Pot PSA

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:00:00 -0800

What could go wrong? Well, for one thing, Sonny (RIP) looks stoned out of his mind. Is he speaking slowly because he really wants to get his message across, or because he just smoked a fattie? This is almost as good as handing out beer bottle openers to caution against the dangers of drinking. (The music and images that open this public service announcement are awesome, I must admit.)

Naughty, Naughty Noodles! (NSFW)

GiggleSugar — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:05:37 -0800

Why aren't American commercials as out there as European ones? In this ad for "Pot Noodle," which I guess is like "Cup 'o Noodles," a man is bored with his wife's plain sandwiches. (Let that sink in for a sec.) Okay. So he goes in search of something a little wilder in the Red Light District...(Turn down the volume at the end if you're at work...)

I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My...NOSE?!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:23:00 -0800

A newly single Reese Witherspoon puts a New Age spin on the age old ritual of "washing that man right out of your hair." Using a neti pot, a small ceramic vessel that contains a warm salt-water solution, she demonstrates that you can cure a variety of ailments--allergies, insomnia, and maybe even grief from a cheating ex-spouse--by putting water through one nostril and letting it flow out the other one. Hey, whatever works!

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Lighten Up! North Koreans Protest Regime With Jokes

LibertySugar — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:47 -0700

While life in North Korea isn't a laughing matter, tough times have given birth to a unique sense of humor. According to defectors who have escaped Kim Jong Il's tight grip, jokes in the Stalinist country revolved around the regime, or the male reaction to women working outside the home to help families scrape by.

Here are some examples pulled together from Radio Free Asia.

Two men are talking on a Pyongyang subway train:

“How are you, comrade?”
“Fine, how are you doing?”
“Comrade, by any chance, do you work for the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Have you worked for the Central Committee before?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Then, are any of your family members working for the Central Committee?”
“Nope.”
“Then, get away from me! You’re standing on my foot!”
At High School No. 1 in Pyongyang, a girl brags to her teacher about the cat she’s got at home: “Our cat has just given birth to seven kittens. All of them just stick close to their mother, they feel really comfortable, and sleep all the time. They’re all true communists.”

A few days later, the teacher asks the girl: “Are the communist kittens at home growing up nicely?”

The girl says: “Comrade teacher, big trouble! They’ve all opened their eyes, and they’ve all renounced communism!”

To see a few more examples, read more.

Chang Man Yong works on a collective farm in North Korea. He goes fishing, gets lucky and brings a fish home. Happy about his catch, he tells his wife: “Look what I’ve got. Shall we eat fried fish today?”

The wife says: “We’ve got no cooking oil!”
“Shall we stew it, then?”
“We’ve got no pot!”
“Shall we grill it?”
“We’ve got no firewood!”
Chang Man Yong gets angry, goes back to the river, and throws the fish back into the water. The fish, happy to have had such a narrow escape, sticks its head out of the water and cheerfully yells: “Long live General Kim Jong Il!"
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a North Korean are having a chat. The Englishman says: “I feel happiest when I’m at home, my wool pants on, sitting in front of the fireplace.”
The Frenchman, a ladies’ man, says: “You, English people, are so conventional. I feel happiest when I go to a Mediterranean beach with a beautiful blond-haired woman, and we do what we’ve got to do on the way back.”

The North Korean man says: “In the middle of the night, the secret police knocks on the door, shouting: Kang Sung-Mee, you’re under arrest! And I say, Kang Sung-Mee doesn’t live here, but right next door! That’s when we’re happiest!”

Jokes sure do give a peek inside this isolated country.

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Giggle Links

GiggleSugar — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:00:00 -0700

Lucy is one lucky hamster! Check out her lovingly made veggie pizza for one! - Hamster Tracker
In N. Korea, one's civic duty involves being a human LED screen. - eBaum's World
True or not: The seven gnarliest rock 'n roll legends. - Cracked
Celebrities get some reverse Photoshop treatment. So mean! - i am bored
The Disney princesses talk about chlamydia. - Yankee Pot Roast
Pee-wee is revamping his playhouse, leaving Chairy down in the dumps. (Literally.) - Best Week Ever
Squirrel love in the afternoon. - Chicken Crap
95-year-old granny goes on a manhunt. It ain't no thang... - College Humor

What Really Goes On Over At "High Times" Magazine?

GiggleSugar — Wed, 16 May 2007 09:39:33 -0700

College Humor imagines what the good times look like over at "High Times" magazine, the magazine about pot and the stoners that love it. Sample editorial discussion: coming up with weed names for Star Wars characters like Luke Highwalker, Darth Hazer, Boba Fatty, Obi Wanna Tokey and C-Weed PO. Occupational hazards? The munchies, forgetting what you're saying mid-sentence, and employees too high to remember they're fired.