Hey, I'll take applause where I can find it. And given how nasty these port-o-potties are, a medal would be in order while they're at it!
You've heard of Spain's annual "Running of the Bulls"? Well, you can't say Americans don't have their own equally disturbing version. How about an event in which shorts and sneaker-clad runners traipse atop Port-O-Potties while onlookers cheer them on by throwing beer bottles at them?
The Port-O-Potty: It's cramped, it smells, and it doesn't flush. Do we need another reason to keep away from one? Well here's another.