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She Can't See the Humor...

GiggleSugar — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0700

But I sure can! Man porn is way better than mathematical equations.

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

"Jacking" is an interesting choice of words here.

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The Honest Desktop

GiggleSugar — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Although you've called your folder, "19th Century Love Poetry," it should probably really be called "Decoy Hidden-Porn Folder," or, in my case, "Cats in Glasses: A Gallery." Click here to see the entire honest desk top.

Thanks, College Humor!

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Adult Film Star to Hold 'Porn Camp' for Wannabes

All aspiring porn stars with $4,000 to blow (ahem) attended a three-day "porn camp" last weekend to learn the ins and outs (ahem, ahem) of the sexytime biz. The biggest perk of the program was an opportunity to film a sex scene. Some perk. In this day and age, all you need to make an adult "star" of yourself is a camera phone to distribute naughty pics and vids to whomever will have them. It may be amateurish, but if it's good enough for young Hollywood. . .

For more on the story, click here.

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"Screw You, Porn Addicts!"

GiggleSugar — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Hey, porn addicts. Are you listening? My favorite crank teenager has some advice for you. It involves leaving your computer and getting a girlfriend. How heterocentric of him! He'll learn . . .

Adrageous: Porn Guy Gets Humiliated at the Corner Store

TresSugar — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:00:00 -0700

This may be a conservative estimate, but I reckon 99.9% of men buy or view porn. Maybe some of them are completely open about it, but most guys could live without having their mom or third grade teacher catching them purchasing Tongue in Cheeks at the corner market. Which brings me to this amazing Bud Light commercial featuring what would have to be the shy porn buyer's worst nightmare. (It reminds me of a scene in Little Miss Sunshine.)

Kitty Porn!

GiggleSugar — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:00:00 -0700

I never thought anything involving a kitty could look this dirrty. From the nuzzling to the purring to the pawing-- this little guy's got some heavy duty explaining to do! Cats are growing up so fast these days. Can you believe? (Thanks, Cute Overload!)

Meet Japan's Oldest Porn Star!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

For most senior citizens, retiring from your job means drifting into the sunset years by gardening, going on cruises, and hanging out with your grandchildren. Seventy-three-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, however, is not going gentle into the good night. He, dear readers, is an elderly porn star! His rep found that the older the stars were in the porn vids he distributed, the more vids they were selling. Even porn kings in the porn mecca of Los Angeles want to get in on the (senior) action. Tokuda's wife and daughter support his career - they just don't wanna know the details. I feel the same way!

Porn Intro Could Use Some Reworking

GiggleSugar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:00:00 -0700

And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!

I'm Officially Uncomfortable

GiggleSugar — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:00 -0700

Your bed was getting a little old.
The middle of the kitchen floor was the next best option.

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