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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:00:00 -0800

A reporter's thankless job sends him into a stable full of cows where he's placed in front of a desk as well as "the business end of a cow," as his correspondent far removed from the stable so colorfully puts it. And what do you know! As if on cue, the cow does what cows do with their business ends. Good times.

Product of the Day: Sh*t Box

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:20:31 -0700

I'd love to have been in on the brainstorming session for this one. "So, boss, I got a great idea for a product. Materials are cheap. Use value is high. Demand will be through the roof." "Go for it, Junior. I'm all ears." "A cardboard box that you fold up like an accordion when you don't need it, but then open it up and sit on it when you need to take a crap. Give it a bold name, create a cute little poop mascot named Little Jack, and throw in some plastic poop bags." "Genius! It's so crazy it just might work." This thing is around 25 bucks, people! Sigh.

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This Is One Way to Get Your Neighbors to Scoop Up After Their Dogs

GiggleSugar — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:00:00 -0700

The submitter of this charming "note" told Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back. Dude stands and watches her, perfectly at his ease.” He continues, “This has been going on for as long as I’ve lived here, so I guess someone finally got fed up.” That'll teach him!

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Ruh Roh!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Someone spoke waaaay too soon. This bird had the last ~~word~~ turd.

Fowl Play

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:28:49 -0800

This bird is not going to let a reporter stand there and diss him and his feathered friends, calling their very existence an "infestation." So he did what any self-respecting bird would do. He shat on him. Hard core.

Ewwwww!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:20:00 -0700

Introducing: Poop Freeze, the product that turns dog poo into a frozen Poopsicle for easy disposal. This commercial could so easily be mistaken for a parody, only. . . it's not. My favorite part of it is when they keep showing close-ups of a bewildered looking dog. He's all, "You know what? It's not my problem. I poop, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it. Leave it. 'Frost it and toss it.' Whatever."