A reporter's thankless job sends him into a stable full of cows where he's placed in front of a desk as well as "the business end of a cow," as his correspondent far removed from the stable so colorfully puts it. And what do you know! As if on cue, the cow does what cows do with their business ends.
I'd love to have been in on the brainstorming session for this one. "So, boss, I got a great idea for a product. Materials are cheap.
The submitter of this charming "note" told Passive-Aggressive Notes that Mr. Apt. # 105 "lets his dog out, deposits her gifts on the sidewalk, and then runs back. Dude stands and watches her, perfectly at his ease.” He continues, “This has been going on for as long as I’ve lived here, so I guess someone finally got fed up.” That'll teach him!
Someone spoke waaaay too soon. This bird had the last word turd.
Introducing: Poop Freeze, the product that turns dog poo into a frozen Poopsicle for easy disposal. This commercial could so easily be mistaken for a parody, only. .