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Reporter Does His Thing, Cow Takes a Dump

GiggleSugar — Mon, 12 May 2008 07:34:42 -0700

It baffles my mind why any entertainment news correspondent would report from a barnyard and go live while sitting in front of a cow's ass. (On second thought, it makes plenty of sense.) That's exactly what this dude did and the cow behind him used the opportunity to share his thoughts on the young Hollywood scene.

Enter Through the Back Door

GiggleSugar — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:00:00 -0700

Authentic? Nah. They stole their recipes from an old pro.

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Tuurrrd Busters Is the Sh*t!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:00:00 -0700

UM, you had me at the steaming pile of crap displayed on the back door.

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Morning Newscast Is All Kinds of Wrong

GiggleSugar — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:00:00 -0800

I think the dog here has the right idea - this morning "news" show has gone to shite. From the on-air falling and giggling to the screaming and nose plugging, this is a two ditz circus. And what in sequined hell is that teenybopper wearing? Forget the dog's indiscretion, the lady holding the leash is far more offensive.

Bathroom Etiquette for Dummies

GiggleSugar — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:01:00 -0800

People may say that the news has gone to shite, thanks to all the negativity in the world, but disposing our daily papers down the commode is a bit much, no? There's a fine line between being a dumbass and a royal pain in the ass. The folks who prompted the need for the following signs have clearly straddled that line and popped a squat. C'mon, who - besides this dude - uses a toilet bowl scrub brush as a hair brush?

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Bird Craps Into Reporter's Mouth: Advertising Genius!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:00:00 -0800

By now, we've all seen the vid of a bird taking a surprise crap on a reporter in the middle of a live news broadcast. It was the talk of the net last week, but there's a new development in the story. Was this really the accident it seemed to be, or was it the work of a couple of marketing gurus? The makers of "Frumondah soda" are taking all the cred for this "real fake thing that sells a real product," and they have the full commercial to prove it.

Cement Jesus Statue Held for Ransom

GiggleSugar — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:05:29 -0800

It all started with a mysterious phone call. The voice on the other end of the line whispered, "Check your mailbox!" That's when this lady discovered a ransom note threatening to withhold and possibly harm her Jesus lawn statue until the neighborhood "weiner poopie" is all cleaned up. But she always picks up after her pets, so what more can she do? More importantly, WWJD? Y'all prepare yourselves cuz all Heaven is about to break loose. . .

Granny Slips and Falls in Pile of Poo

GiggleSugar — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:00:00 -0800

Remember when it was funny for an unsuspecting pedestrian to slip on a banana peel and take a tumble to the ground? Well, consider this a modern day equivalent. Switch out the banana for a heaping pile of duck poo and Granny here is a regular ol' comedian! But at least she has loving grandchildren to come to her rescue . . . and laugh.

The Return of the Phantom Pooper

GiggleSugar — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:30:00 -0800

If you have any deets on the whereabouts of this shit-and-run artist, please . . . spare us.

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Would You Try Cat Poop Coffee?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:30:00 -0800

I like coffee. I like cats. But . . . filter my coffee beans through the intestinal tract of a cat? Hells no! A cup of this joe, loosely known as "cat poop coffee," is considered an exotic delicacy. A Michigan man bought three pounds of expensive cat poop coffee beans and donated them to charity on the assumption that folks will overpay to give the brew a tasting. (Let's note that the man hasn't even tasted the beans himself, uh-huh.) So I want to know: Would you pay to taste test a cup?