Mar 31, 2009 -
I read about President Obama answering more questions from the nonmainstream media, but I had no idea how far nonmainstream he was going. Of course, infomercial king Billy Mays here has some faaan-tastic products for the beleaguered prez. .
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Mar 19, 2009 -
Poor Rush Limbaugh. The Democrats are anointing him the true leader of the Republican Party, opening him to ridicule from the left and repudiation from the right. So this dude stepped in to save the frail and demure flower that is Rush, borrowing a page from Chris Crocker's impassioned and hysterical plea for us to "Leave Britney alone!"
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Mar 09, 2009 -
Predictably, no one can pretend it's not happening. These folks are trying to talk about community development block grant money, but who can think about anything when some kid has a fart machine on? Forget about filibustering as a technique for keeping anything from getting done during political meetings — the wave of the future is fartabustering!
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Mar 06, 2009 -
Rep. Gregory White, Democrat from New Hampshire, is really, really sorry for what he's about to do. So he apologizes to his wife, his constituents, and to his children, who are soon going to be privy to his sexual fetishes.
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Feb 06, 2009 -
Alas, the bidding has ended on this awesome oil painting of the heart-stopping moment an Iraqi journalist threw his shoe at former President Bush. It sure would have gone well with that Pottery Barn furniture in the White House.
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Jan 26, 2009 -
Oh, man. President Obama had better remind Joe Biden that he's vice president now and not doing corny stand-up at Caroline's Comedy Club. Last week while swearing in the senior staff members, VP Biden made a joke about his memory not being as good as Chief Justice John Robert’s.
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Jan 20, 2009 -
It's too late to get this shirt in honor of Obama's historic inauguration, but if you're interested in proclaiming a newfound optimism without being too earnest, I think this is the t-shirt for you. (Me? I still have my eye on the Barack Obama victory plate.)
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Jan 14, 2009 -
From the crazies who brought you The Obama/McCain danceoff, it's Governator Ahh-nuld Schwarzenegger himself as the Songinator! Gospel music, '60s folk songs, German nationalist music — there's nothing this guy won't tackle! (May I request some Kraftwerk and Rammstein?) In any case, because his performance is reminiscent of this character's, I fully sympathize with the children who run screaming from the room during his lullaby.
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Jan 12, 2009 -
No matter where you are on the loving or hating George W. Bush spectrum, you have to admit, that dude was "creative" with the English language. Of all his gaffes, what's your favorite?
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Jan 08, 2009 -
President-elect Barack Obama has almost completely finished picking his cabinet members. But a very crucial spot remains open: the presidential pup. So that's why CNN's Anderson Cooper went to DePauw De Paw University for the Puppedential Debates, where Princess, Rags, and Mr. Skittles duked it out for this coveted spot.
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