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Only a Burrito? Only a Burrito?!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

It just makes no sense. Who would discard a perfectly good burrito?

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck

The driver of a stolen doughnut truck gave Illinois police officers a run for their munchies last Friday. The 100 mph chase involved nine (!!!) police officers and finished 135 miles away from its starting point - which happened to be a hospital. And the driver? He was a patient on a mission to make a fast escape. The doughnuts were coincidental accomplices, but the dude was still charged with officer cruelty. For more on the story, click here.

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Tuesday Musical Interlude: Human Bagpipes

GiggleSugar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:02:19 -0800

These two cops are a couple of human bagpipes. How they discovered this twin talent, I don't know, but they sure are proud of it. Here they are - in the middle of what looks to be an officer meeting or training sesh - standing up, plugging their noses, and whacking themselves at the neckline. Even without kilts and knee highs, they look darn ridiculous. I'm sure their colleagues are impressed.

Thanks, College Humor!

Dumbass of the Day

GiggleSugar — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:00:00 -0800

Dude was afraid the officer might make him share. . .

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Traffic Cop Gets Down

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0800

We've seen dancing cops before, but this one has the nerve to boogie down right in the middle of traffic. Tony "The Dancing Cop" Lepore is a retired police officer from Rhode Island who voluntarily showcases his traffic-control choreography around the holidays each year. He shimmies to the beat of his own whistle and the crowds love him. It looks like someone retired a little too early. . . .

If You Don't Know The Song, Don't Sing It

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 13:30:00 -0700

Michael Bolton's not the only fool who doesn't know our national anthem. This cop also managed to severely (and publicly) botch the lyrics, but unlike Michael, he didn't have a decent singing voice to fall back on! It would have helped if he had made some use of those notes in front of him, but no-- that would have looked too unpatriotic. So he opened his mouth and this came out:

Men Have All The Luck With Cops

GiggleSugar — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Why don't I get this kind of treatment when pulled over by an officer? All I ever get is a stern lecture and a stiff fine, which makes no sense because I was born "super cool." At least, according to my mom.

Trippy Police Chase

GiggleSugar — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:24:06 -0700

Is this the news or "America's Funniest Home Videos"? Watch the following footage and pay special attention to the first police officer to hit the scene. Literally.

Office Test Drive

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:00:00 -0700

This police officer was a regular Evel Knievel and wanted to prove it to the world, so she confiscated a motorbike and brought it back to the office to show off-- only to get showed up. By a filing cabinet.

Dumbass Of The Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:00:00 -0700

When a police officer was alerted about a house fire, he heroically rushed to the scene to break open a few windows (that he could never fit through in the first place) and "rescue" the sleeping occupant from danger. He thought he'd saved the day until someone informed him that the house of the woman he saved was never on fire. Her next door neighbor's was. Bummer.