It just makes no sense. Who would discard a perfectly good burrito?
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Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck
The driver of a stolen doughnut truck gave Illinois police officers a run for their munchies last Friday. The 100 mph chase involved nine (!!!) police officers and finished 135 miles away from its starting point — which happened to be a hospital. And the driver?
These two cops are a couple of human bagpipes. How they discovered this twin talent, I don't know, but they sure are proud of it. Here they are — in the middle of what looks to be an officer meeting or training sesh — standing up, plugging their noses, and whacking themselves at the neckline.
Dude was afraid the officer might make him share. . .
We've seen dancing cops before, but this one has the nerve to boogie down right in the middle of traffic. Tony "The Dancing Cop" Lepore is a retired police officer from Rhode Island who voluntarily showcases his traffic-control choreography around the holidays each year. He shimmies to the beat of his own whistle and the crowds love him.
Michael Bolton's not the only fool who doesn't know our national anthem. This cop also managed to severely (and publicly) botch the lyrics, but unlike Michael, he didn't have a decent singing voice to fall back on! It would have helped if he had made some use of those notes in front of him, but no-- that would have looked too unpatriotic.
Why don't I get this kind of treatment when pulled over by an officer? All I ever get is a stern lecture and a stiff fine, which makes no sense because I was born "super cool." At least, according to my mom.
Is this the news or "America's Funniest Home Videos"? Watch the following footage and pay special attention to the first police officer to hit the scene. Literally.
This police officer was a regular Evel Knievel and wanted to prove it to the world, so she confiscated a motorbike and brought it back to the office to show off-- only to get showed up. By a filing cabinet.
When a police officer was alerted about a house fire, he heroically rushed to the scene to break open a few windows (that he could never fit through in the first place) and "rescue" the sleeping occupant from danger. He thought he'd saved the day until someone informed him that the house of the woman he saved was never on fire. Her next door neighbor's was.