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Will the Real Eliot Spitzer Please Stand Up?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:30:00 -0700

Let's beat a dead horse, shall we? The Eliot Spitzer sex scandal took the nation by storm last week and although the dude is officially outta office, the internets are still gonna have their way with him. A number of Photoshop pros put their skillz to work and pimped out the former governor of New York - free of charge. Gothamist is hosting the Photoshop fun fest and the submissions have been nothing short of money. Take a peek. As for the photo to the left of Spitz in a purple pimp suit, let's be honest - that came straight outta the family album. No Photoshop there. But ladies, you know you likey . . .

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Pimpin' Out The Car Insurance

GiggleSugar — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:40:16 -0700

"Hey baby, get ya some of that Lincoln insurance"...because when it comes to auto insurance, we all want the gold (tooth) standard, right? I think this chump took the "Pimp My Ride" concept a bit too far.

Dressed by Daddy

GiggleSugar — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:00:00 -0700

When Mom's away, Dad will play. I'm sure every proud father would want his offspring to be a "playground pimp," but these ambitions are better left unspoken. As for the cutie in the vulgar pink baby tee, her expression is mine exactly. I think someone's already out-matured Daddy in the social grace department.

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GiggleSugar Reader Spotlight

GiggleSugar — Fri, 25 May 2007 15:00:00 -0700

Audreystar has been a GiggleSugar fan for as long as we've been around. In addition to being funny and loyal, this woman has an arsenal of emoticons! (Check it out below.) And be sure to check out the gallery at the end of the interview.

GS: What’s your motto?
AS: Probably...."That's what she said" from "The Office" or "Bow chica wow wow" from 70's porn movies. No reason other than it is funny to call my friends voice mail and sing 70's porn to them.

GS: Where are you from?
AS: Kentuckiana. I am a little bit Coal Miner's Daughter and quite a bit Hoosier Daddy?

GS: What do you do?
AS: Do you get mail? I train employees on how to get YOU your mail. It doesn't always take, I am afraid.

GS: How would you describe your sense of humor?
AS: A little bit banter, quite a bit of sarcasm, 1/4 Freudian slip, a peppering of 12-year old boy potty humor and a dash of blunder.

GS: What’s your favorite GiggleSugar post?
AS: Product of the Day - E-Coli Plush Toy.
You can't go wrong with joking about stuffed terry cloth e-coli. The tapeworm is my personal favorite. I heard you lose weight when you have a tapeworm? hmmm....

GS: Who’s the cutest (best looking) funny man and funny woman?
AS: Andy Samberg from "SNL" is my current funnyman crush. He isn't "traditionally" good looking but he gives his girlfriends presents in a box and what girl doesn't like gifts? What was the second part of the question?

GS: Who are your favorite male and female comedians?
AS: I would say Garry Shandling and Ellen DeGeneres. They make me laugh every time I watch them.

GS: What’s your favorite comedy of all time? (Movie)
AS: It's a tie between The Hot Chick (GS: You're a brave woman to admit that, AS! )and Best in Show. Two different type comedies but they both make me laugh uncontrollably.

GS: If your life were a comedy, what would it be?
AS: Is While You Were Sleeping considered a comedy?

GS: Do you look like someone famous?
AS: I have been told I look like Sarah Chalke from "Scrubs" and Jessica Biel. But my all time favorite is Chelsea Clinton. That one made me blush with pride. I almost never came down from that cloud. (GS: Awww. I like Chelsea!)

Audreystar Free For All: "ROY RULEZ!" and "Enjoy this spotlight, I hope you all do."

GS: Thanks, Audreystar!

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(Fantasy Wedding Day, Andy Samberg, Garry Shandling, Ellen DeGeneres, Homer Simpson, "Newman!", Justin T & Co., Yoda love)